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Shizun lap - Patreon sketch poll winner from May!
Xue Yang telling jokes all the time and constantly trying to get JGY and XXC to laugh in all their scenes... He is a comedian. Which means he thrives on attention, and enjoys making people laugh
When A Qing tells him she was bullied, he offers her (bad but sincere) advice and makes her apple rabbits. When Xiao Xingchen stabs him, he tries to talk it out instead of fighting
What a nice young man
so how often do we think Xue Yang slept inside the coffin with Xiao Xingchen
I had a couple of asks in my inbox from back in May suggesting I draw a mermaid or octopus Binghe, so here he is belatedly, having teen romance delusions about Shen Qingqiu (who is a regular merman).
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bingge and bingmei
Saw this trend and this popped in my head....
how many times post canon has shen yuan been like "stupid hack authour i fell into another one of your shitty papapa plants again!" and shang qinghua knows that they were just regular flowers and that shen yuan was just really attracted to his husband at the moment. but if he says anything, binghe will flay him alive due to shen yuans thin face
Like to imagine Xie Lian’s first birthday after Hua Cheng comes back, and everyone knows he’s going to stop by Heaven at some point that week and that Crimson Rain WILL BE COMING WITH HIM to be sure his beloved has a nice birthweek. So of courses there’s a whole scramble to get him a gift so as not to offend Hua Cheng and end up dead.
The entire court is looking for presents, and at first they try to get Fengqing to make recommendations, but those two are completely convinced that every question is from a spy acting on behalf of the other to get them to reveal their present so they can plot to get something better and so of course they will not say shit. At some point, a random official remembers he’s a Sword Guy and a freaking Martial God, so they finally chill like, oh yeah, we know what to do with those kinda guys.
Cut to Xie Lian being handed swords like flowers in the streets, except most of the swords are his old swords he had to sell that other officials picked up, and Hua Cheng is sitting in the back, patting himself on the back for sneaking a clone into Heaven and securing Xie Lian his reparations.
Liu Gingge has never thought too much about demons' regenerative abilities. He's always hit faster than they healed and that was it. But when he became intimately close with Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe, the latter's regeneration proved to be a cause of great frustration.
Because here's how they look in the morning:
Shen Qingqiu, who Luo Binghe treats with much delicacy, looks like a ferocious beast nibbled on him a little bit;
Liu Qingge gets another sort of treatment, and looks like said ferocious beast chewed on him thoroughly before spitting him out;
Luo Binghe - the ferocious beast in question - doesn't have a single mark on him.
And that despite the fact that Liu Qingge repays him generously for every offense! For each bruise, hickey, bite on Luo Qingge - Luo Binghe gets thrice as much! Yet by the morning it seems like Luo Binghe had him at his mercy, and Liu Qinnge had nothing to counter with.
(Luo Binghe looks very smug. Shen Qingqiu pats his arm in appeasing manner and says that at least he has everything Liu Qingge left him with)
Liu Qingge learns that Luo Binghe needs effort to prevent his skin from healing. Luo Qingge gets pretty close to learning about scars on Luo Binghe's hand and chest. When he asks, Shen Qingqiu gets all worried, but promises to tell him eventually. It's okay, Liu Qingge can wait. Wait for both of them, actually, as Luo Binghe's face does something strange when he asks about his scars. Like he's extatic and in agony at the same time.
Anyway, the ABSCENCE is what troubles Liu Qingge most, until one day Luo Binghe calls for him, and when he's sure Liu Qingge is looking, he's pulling his collar with a finger
and shows Liu Qingge exactly one fresh bright hickey.
Safe place
Hello! I hope your day has been nice. Your genderbend series are absolutely FINE. Would you ever do more genderbend Xuanli? Or more Xuanli, or just more Jiang Yanli and Jin Zixuan in general.
Drink plenty of water and sleep early regularly, may a kind week come to you.
😭 for sure.... I've actually a few doodles I want to polish up (with Yanli jiejie and Zixuan meimei playing dress up + the JZX birthday comic) but I've got like a bazillion other WIPs to work through... plus patreon spicy stuff
(actually...I really should draw JZX getting pegged, now that's an idea)
here's a xuanli doodle i never posted here haha...
If, hypothetically, disciple shen yuan got hit by a sex pollen, then shizun Luo binghe, hypothetically, would do what must be done to save him. Because it's his duty as a shizun to protect his disciples.
And then he'd be THOROUGH. Shen yuan on his 4th orgasm sobbing that he must be cured by now and binghe just kisses him comfortingly and says "Shh a-yuan, just a little more" and then makes shen yuan scream for the next two hours. Because if shen yuan can even form words then binghe hasn't done a good enough job.
And then after they're done binghe would wrap his outer robe around shen yuans naked body (the clothes had to be discarded because they were covered in pollen) and fly him to the closest town because he can nottt explain shen yuans situation to the other sect members
And then when shen yuans eyes open while he lays on the bed binghe would be sitting on a chair right next to him and he'd cup shen yuans cheek and go "a-yuan, how are you feeling?" And shen yuan wouldn't be able to do anything other than close his eyes and nuzzle into the hand with a hum and binghe would feel his heart just skipped a beat
And then
Bingliushen, where Luo Binghe never addresses Liu Qingge as "shishu Liu" when they are alone, constantly tries and constantly struggles while they're in the presence of Shen Qingqiu, but when it comes to sexy times, Luo Binghe ONLY addresses Liu Qingge as "shishu Liu".
Liu Qingge is in the middle of getting his brains fucked out of him and he hears that "shishu Liu" spoken in the most official, respectful tone. Luo Binghe doesn't sound even a little out of breath, he could be having a casual conversation in that tone. It pisses Liu Qingge so much, but unfortunately it's also hot (he would never admit thinking so).
Shen Qingqiu tries to be a bigger person and reprimand Luo Binghe for making fun of his shishu, but unfortunately he finds it too amusing (also Liu Qingge is very bad at hiding the fact that it turns him on).
the pinkie pie pony club… inspired by W3R3W0LF3 on twt!!🙏🩷
Sinkhole (ao3)
something new for erosion~ finally had some inspiration