Rejected Fables

shitposts, jokes, and dumb stories, with a smattering of fandom idiocy. This is your only warning for untagged spoilers, blood, and sexy stuff

[rejectedfables]

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This blog is casual Xue Yang cosplay, in that it’s just vibes that remind me of him, especially during the domestic years in Yi City-- you know, AFTER he stopped tricking Xingchen into murdering innocents, but BEFORE everything was ruined forever. The golden years of telling jokes and getting groceries. 

100% Xue Yang would tell stories to make his daozhang laugh, and the quality of the stories is irrelevant because the point is the laughter. I’m embracing that mentality.

[littlelav107]

i love thinking about the character! *actively pacing around the room, breathing heavily, on the verge of tears*

[kororobus]

...consulting with the tadpole probably

[shmooseee]

carl…(foggy)

[shmooseee]

MORE CARL MORE CARL NOWWWW

[drchucktingle]

oh dang the most important review of all just came in

[wrigglewormz]

I feel like having wings violently burst out of your back would just feel really good. Like itd feel awful but also itd feel really satisfying.

[xueyangdaily]

[playwrongs]

Stephen King’s Fujo

[kungfunurse]

yeah @sunderwight these tags are gold

[greelin]

if you see me bleeding out with a vampire on top of me MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!!!! i’m exactly where i want to be

[xtec]

Does anyone have that pic of obama going “I pledge allegiance to the god damn how that shit go” I need it immediately

[hotvampireadjacent]

i got u

[deathgasmic]

*kicking my feet n giggling* you're kinda scary

[hppjmxrgosg]

all you new fandom members need to QUIET DOWN oh my god you're going to get us KILLED. we're happy to have you but if you keep talking about BULLSHIT like PUBLISHING fanfic for MONEY, Anne Rice is going to come back from the dead to KILL US. looking at YOU, maurauders fans, heated rivalry fans, byler fans...out here giving out interviews to news channels SHUT UP. we're going to have to start setting off firecrackers to keep the rent down.

[thememedaddy]

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[meangreenspaceman]

man I sure love that character I wish the writers did too

[were--ralph]