jack off all trades masturbate none or whatever

oozey mess
AnasAbdin
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Love Begins
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

shark vs the universe
Xuebing Du
i don't do bad sauce passes
we're not kids anymore.
styofa doing anything
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todays bird
noise dept.
Cosmic Funnies

blake kathryn
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Andulka
Three Goblin Art
Jules of Nature
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@jonfishdad
jack off all trades masturbate none or whatever
jack off all trades masturbate none or whatever
anybody else . can anyone hear me
get a bag tuesday is cancelled. it's too fuckin hot out. go back to sleep
Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!
I hate that people never include the finished render when posting that. it looks so good it's a shame not to.
your beloved pookie will be yours. no need to be a misogynistic scum towards Neve and everything she's doing.
partially putting a teaspoon into my undine girlfriend and marvelling at how refraction bends it
carrying a plastic straw with me and taking little sips out of my undine girlfriend while she's not looking
going to the hardware store with my undine girlfriend because she's into boilerplay
going for a walk in the rain with my undine girlfriend and she starts raining under our umbrella because she thinks it's funny
taking my undine girlfriend to the pool and everyone watches in horror as the water level slowly starts to recede
proposing to my undine girlfriend using a gold laced bucket
showing my undine girlfriend a picture of a Night Elf and she starts boiling and steaming
using the aforementioned plastic straw to blow bubbles inside my undine girlfriend
if you are ever in Moldova let me know and maybe we will shag
you guys seeing this? i got hoes in moldova
He GIVES the best hugs, no past tense, I refuuuuse that, and I needed to see these hugs realized so, here, indulge 💖
There are a lot of people in the notes saying, basically, "Yeah, that's polyester for ya!"
but, the thing is
even polyester fabric was higher quality in the past
yes, not all of it, but, still, a noticeable amount of older polyester was...nicer.
yeah, it would still get picks and hold on to every bit of underarm odor, and that's on top of no-one knowing about microplastic shedding
but a 1950s Wash'n'Wear shirt, or 1970s double knit pantsuit, or 1980s neon sweatshirt, or a 1990s slinky knit or crushed velour mock turtleneck...so many of them would have been significantly higher quality than the fast fashion of today.
i work in historical costume. i work in a big-ass warehouse, with hundreds of thousands articles of clothing dating back over 100 years (for original pieces).
the BLINDING difference in clothing quality between even the 1990s and the mid-2000s...not even going in to the decline in quality of clothing made in natural fibers (jeans with elastane, i'm looking at you), I've got faux-leather trousers from 1980s that are in near-mint condition, even after being hired and worn repeatedly for the past 40 years. we get donations of clothing that shows and films have bought online for contemporary shows that are disintegrating after being used on one show, for like....10 days, max.
don't even get me started on the seam allowances we used to get in clothes, because the assumption was you'd alter it at some point...
they hate you. they hate the planet. they have drip fed you worse and worse quality clothing until you don't even realize you're being sold Garbage
I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels
Caption From @ essenceofblackculture on instagram:
Kristi Williams
@kristi_williams_black_history, a Black woman whose aunt survived the Tulsa Massacre, saw Oklahoma trying to silence Black history-and answered with action. She started "Black History Saturdays," free community classes to teach what the schools won't.
Now the room is full, the lessons are real, and the legacy lives on. end caption
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This is a heroic feat that shouldn’t be needed. But because it is, a hero emerged.
Necessary Dopeness. This is what queens do....👑🥰🧠✊🏿📚❤️🖤💚☀️✨🔥🔥🔥🔥💯
I know Kristi personally and the work she does in Tulsa is unmatched.
handful of Barry and Johnny Sprite cutouts i did for a video I never made lol ! If you want some lmk, might make more