SHINee is my Strength; they make me better @jongber90sbabies - Tumblr Blog

There's No Reason this song doesn't have a MV!!!

Let me tell you baby k-poppers something. THIS GROUP WAS CONSIDERED THE ULTIMATE COMEBACK KID/DARK HORSE OF THE INDUSTRY. A TRUE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!!!! THEY MADE IT FOR YEARS IN THE GAME, AND TREATED CHANGES IN MEMBERS LIKE THE NBA WARRIORS. THEY KEPT GIVING US FIRE AND SEX IN THEIR MUSIC NO MATTER IF THEY HAD 1 RAPPER OR 3, 6 SINGERS OR 2, 5 DANCERS OR JUST 1. THEY KEPT IT COMING UNTIL THEY HIT THEIR 30S AND SAID THEY WANTED QUIT. THIS GROUP SHOULD BE GIVEN FUCKING HONORS. THEY WERE THE FISRT 15 MEMBER GROUP, THE 15 JUST OCCURRED AT DIFFERENT TIMES. AND TO THE OG KEVIN. BABY I MISS YOU!!!!!

culturistjack-deactivated201804

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

olisaurusrex

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

thattallsummonerguy

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

nevergenders

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

scumbagsblog

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

likeits1995

SO PROUD

ghost--ranger

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

crimezi

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

stars-for-thought

We will all protect the small one.

cover-your-ears

I stan

keithiskogained-deactivated2019

it got better!!

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plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

raccooncryptidd

If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.

So the playlist wants me to go up and melt for the heat!!!!

Human Nature!?!?! You see this is why I started listening to podcasts at work. Can't handle all this good music!!!!!

jumpingjinks

180419 IG Update cr: gabzz_y

killowave

square-adox

diphylleiagay

“She needs to work on being more attentive to people who are just trying to be nice to her and not giving all her attention to people buying something right then and there.” So she shouldn’t be doing her job and instead she’s supposed to entertain his stupid ass?????

jongber90sbabies

Dear God,

Really!?!?! Are these fools supposed to teach us some ultimate truth that we haven't unearthed. Is their purpose in life to move the needle so far to one side that we must shift and push back so hard in return. Was there a reason this person thought they would be validated by this. This sexist, fartknocker has only revealed himself to the rest of the world. Hey, maybe that's it. Maybe their one and only purpose is to alert us to the types of people we don't want to be or be with.

pearl-aqua-fantasy

AAAAAHHHHH!!!! Love these! Its so weird to be getting updates like this from Taemin haha but they are so good, looking forward to all the fun moments to come 💙💎

shineemoon

MINHO ✨ ‘MOVE’ and ‘One of Those Nights’ Dance Practice Ver.

jongber90sbabies

I don't understand how MinHo can just be a fan and a member... this seems illegally too legal to be legal. There has to be a SHAWOL-DOM bylaw about this!!!!!

2 years later

Flips final page: Ah!!! Here it is!!! And it reads:

No SHAWOL may be a member of the illustrious, illuminated, enlightened group SHINee!!! Amendment 1: This law does not apply to Flaming Charisma Choi MinHo. For he has the blessing, the power and the glory of the SHAWOL Kingdom !!!! This law was written and ratified May 25th 2008!!!

Well I stand corrected... As you were good sir

127-mile

Pact - part one.

Pairing : Jaehyun x reader.

Genre : College!au / social media!au / written parts.

A/N : Feedbacks are welcome. Part two will be more interesting, promise.

Prologue in the masterlist. I still can’t link shit.

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What would happen if these two childhood best friends started to secretly ruin each other’s relationships in order to stay together because of a pact written on a failed math test 8 years ago ?

jongber90sbabies

So this boy, man, child, person has become second bias in NCT (TAEYONG = TOPS IN NCT!!!) from just TWO freaking TUMBLR post. I haven't seen a MV with him in it, don't know what his voice sounds like or what his special talent is and frankly, my dear... I DONT GIVE A DAMN!!!

imhomebyminho-deactivated201909

sir, can……can i take my own child back?

jongber90sbabies

No sir... Minho shall give the child back when he is ready... now hush good sir... your child is being blessed.🤣🤣

dazzlingkai

TAEMIN on iHeartRadio

dazzlingkai

TAEMIN on iHeartRadio

dazzlingkai

TAEMIN on iHeartRadio

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do yourself a favor and read “Oh God, Not Again!” by Sarah1281

it is a harry potter fanfic from like 2009, 160k words, 50 chapters

basically, adult Harry accidentally goes back in time and wakes up on his 11th birthday again, but with all his memories of the future intact

(the way he travels back makes no sense whatsoever but it doesn’t really matter)

harry decides upon 3 goals:

fuck up as much shit as possible

make a shitload of money

save some lives or whatever

it is

H I L A R I O U S

his go-to explanation for how he knows what’s going to happen?

he has a psychic scar

(hermione is SO PISSED about this)

(neville’s like “either he’s psychic, or he’s the greatest conman alive”)

everyone just sort of assumes harry’s insane and he doesn’t do much to dispute this

harry also decides to make it his mission in life to LOSE the house cup every year

“snape is my sole ally”

he also goes out of his way to befriend neville, ginny, and luna earlier this time, so they’re part of the gang throughout and it’s great

even draco is a friend!

(kind of)

(when harry’s not spreading a rumor that draco’s the lovechild of narcissa and snape, anyway)

harry’s motivation for everything he does in this story is basically, “oh, this will be hilarious”

either that or, “it’s probably a tax deductible”

because the way lockhart is written in this story is also amazing and harry ends up teaming up with him to merchandise The Boy Who Lived so he can have cash to burn

(so he gets a LOT of shit done via bribes)

it gets to the point where harry is able to convince everyone that he’s not the heir of slytherin…. because if he was, he’d have found a way to make money off of it

and everyone’s like “yeah ok that checks out”

in this timeline, neville’s boggart isn’t snape…. it’s harry as the minister of magic

harry also decides to make sure cedric lives by quizzing him constantly on what to do if he ends up in a graveyard

harry: by the way, that reminds me – cedric. graveyard.

cedric, not even really listening: run like hell.

the sheer magnitude to which harry does not give a fuck in this timeline is truly awe-inspiring

he mouths off to everyone, and i mean everyone. lockhart, snape, the dursleys, malfoy, friggin’ voldemort

everyone is like “what… what the fuck, harry”

(though by the end of first year it’s more like “… *deep sigh* … fine.

snape is so angry

it’s fucking hysterical and just about everyone ends up better off

here’s the link

thank me later

jammeke

kalajorn

“…But to my credit, I think I’ve managed to annoy him (Snape) so much that he’s somewhat stopped seeing me as my father and now sees me as my own extremely irritating person,“ Harry said proudly. With a little effort, he’d managed in one year what he previously hadn’t been able to accomplish in six.

-Chapter 11