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Kim Jongdae, 20, Sophmore, Busboy. Residential flirt and the number one cutie around. Dorm 214 with a nutcase. ❝Do you think, we'll ever love again? I can't erase you.❞ ♜ ♜ ♜ ♡ yours ♡

[jongdae-jju]

I GOT THREE TESTS TODAY AND I DIDN'T EVEN STUDY- LET ME- offer you some cake

(/ gobbles down on all the cake ) chanyeol... who studies? obviously we just sleep with the book underneath our pillows. thats how you absorb your knowledge! diffusion! osmosis! 

[jongdae-jju]

JONGDAE

PARK CHANBABEYEOL

[jongdae-jju]

YOU ALWAYS HAD THAT— HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH OF THE GREATEST AND WONDERFUL ROOMMATE~!!!!!!!

CHANYEOL YOU'RE THE BEST I LOVE YOU IN A COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL WAY

[cheolyans]

140921 Happy Birthday our funky funky ChenChen ヽ(*⌒∇⌒*)ﾉ

[jongdae-jju]

*HANDS YOU THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL*

IS IT YOUR LOVE

[jongdae-jju]

Did you eat the delicious unique ice cream~?

of course i did ~ what kind of friend would i be if i didnt? wait... wh...y...

[jongdae-jju]

J-jongd-dae

c-chan…-y-yeol…

[jongdae-jju]

I WON'T LET YOU DOWN! *cries happily* Good thing our son is in preschool so he wouldn't see us like this~ *pats your head* You don't need to suffer because me, I'm a good for nothing~

(/ wipes a tear ) n-no youre the most important i-in my life park chanyeol... s...sarang...saranggay....

[jongdae-jju]

Jong~!!!! I think I burnt myself- *hears quacks* Oh~! And we got a new duck~!!!

(/ crinkles nose) again?? i thought i told you to stop!! burning things!! and things include yourself!! (/ narrows eyes) .... PARK CHANYEOL THIS IS GREAT I LOVE DUCKS

[jongdae-jju]

B-but our son— *hugs you like it was the last day on earth and doesn't know what else to do* He needs you, HE NEEDS US! HOW CAN OUR SON LEARN THE WAYS OF HUMOR IF YOU'RE NOT THERE? I can't do that to our son~ *starts humming* Don't cry, ducky~

oh my god chanyeol i can't breathe -- (/ heavy breathing) FINE i'll stay but its for our son! Our beloved son! (/ wipes a tear) I'll give you one more chance park chanyeol dont break my heart again -- (/ takes in a deep breath) NO I WONT IM S-STRONG

[jongdae-jju]

i'm just joking with you~ *whispers* I thought it was fake. It WAS fake right~? *nudges you*

(/ wipes a tear away ) i see how it is park chanyeol... this how you decide to end our marriage -- i -- i GAVE YOU EVERYTHING (/ wipes another tear ) I SEE HOW IT IS... 

[jongdae-jju]

Oh and what marriage~? wait I'M MARRIED!

c-chanyeol... d-did you forget... that we got married... w....why are you breaking my heart... 

[jongdae-jju]

DUCKY~!!! I"VE BEEN WATCHING SONIC UNDERGROUND AND NOW I FEEL LIKE STARTING A BAND~!!

HELL YEAH CHANYEOL! I'LL BE YOUR LEAD SINGER! OR.... WHATEVER -- as long as i get to wear eyeliner and look hot.

[jongdae-jju]

kevin-jju replied to your post:

*laughs* yeah, well, i went back to california for a little while. then any other time i was basically drowning in school work. i’m not afraid of you, don’t worry. *frowns* in that case, it’s a miracle you haven’t starved to death yet.

ooooo california~ (/ raises a brow ) land of the hot babes. did you take any pictures with girls in bikinis? like real tight ones. did you at least take pictures of them for me? hm? (/ blinks ) yeah well i've been living off nothing but suho's food lately. just nitpicking stuff from his apartment when he's not looking -- don't tell him.

[jongdae-jju]

Jongdae! You're alive! This place has been like a ghost town lately, I thought Chanyeol's demon spawn finally ate everyone.

(/ crinkles his nose ) i haven't seen you around much either. for a moment i thought me trying to deflower you scared you away for good -- (/ blinks ) nah i'm pretty sure his demon spawn only ate every single edible thing in our dorm.

[jongdae-jju]

DUCKY

HUBBY

[exsuho-jju]

woah woah woah woah!!

let’s calm down there, jongdae-ah, oh?

[jongdae-jju]

yes yes, professor kim!