Color Me Curious
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Claire Keane
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doctor voice hello yes im here returning your call about scheduling! ^_^ so the next appointment we have is tomorrow at 4am. after that the earliest we can get you in is december 2025... either of those sound good to you?
Op is finally getting that doctors appointment
Have a Sexy Little Halloween
Jillian Tamaki for The Hairpin, October 18th, 2011
Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you
it doesn't even cure me of being tired
OH the historical fashion enthusiasts are gonna be SO mad about this
Reblog and put in the tags your biggest “boomer” take
Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
em dash is so fucking sexy. puts her in a paragraph 8 times.
People in the notes are telling me the opinions of Twitter and Reddit users. Let me make myself clear: redditors and Twitter users are not people to me. I do not value their opinions on my hot wife, the em dash. Puts her in a paragraph 20 times.
did you have an american girl doll growing up
yes (which one!)
i had multiple (bourgeoisie 🫵?)
no, because i didnt play with dolls
no, but i had other dolls
i dont know what an american girl doll is
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Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them
the tags on this are so funny because they range from “my neighbor went to school with tom cruise” to “my dad is best friends with macklemore”
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i've been saying this meme aloud to my friends and family for years now and i realized i never put it into text format so i'm subjecting you all to it.
This should go without saying, but please don't abandon entire breast pump systems in the parks.
Me: -putting the breast pump in a trash bag because its been out for 6 hours and no one has claimed it-
9 year old boy: what happened here?
Me: someone left a breast pump here.
Boy: what's that?
Me: its for feeding babies.
Boy: why are you throwing it away?
Me: because its used and therefore a potential hazard.
Boy: how much do you get paid?
Me: not enough.
I cannot imagine abandoning one, I doubt even a manual one is cheap (I say, having received a free one). I don't understand how someone could just leave one in a park
I had second thoughts about removing it because what if that person was coming back? But 6 hours later and it was still taking up an entire picnic table.
People leave stuff in that specific park all the time and I think that they think that 'oh maybe someone who needs it will be able to take it!' But no one ever does because no one wants to take home stuff People left in a park- especially things like medical equipment.
So it just sits there. Until one of us decides thats garbage.
Yeah, I think if I found a breast pump on a picnic table my reaction would be "ew gross" instead of "sweet, free pump". Saluting you for picking up after people.
Its going in my list of Top Ten Weird Things I've found in the parks.
people leave the weirdest shit. Not a park, but when I worked for a convenience store chain I once found an entire marijuana plant sticking out of the trash can.
What a bold thing to leave somewhere!
This one didn't happen to me, but one of the seasonals a couple years ago told me that he once found a suitcase full of heroin in one of the parks and he didn't know what to do with it so he just yeeted it into the dumpster.
Closest to that I've ever gotten was someone left a pill bottle full of weed by the swing set.
I only worked there a little under half a year but when I was a middle school janitor I kept finding human teeth
I feel like nothing i could find at a middle school could ever be shocking. Perplexing, yes. Shocking? No.
I've found a full tomato plant in a bag at the library.
And also so many crack pipes
Fake laughed at a customer's joke today and dropped the smile within milliseconds of them turning around. when I tell you that I felt like Patrick fucking Bateman
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Johnny Noviello has been a lawful permanent resident of the U.S. since Oct. 1991.
A Canadian citizen in the custody of Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Florida died while awaiting removal from the U.S., the agency announced Thursday.
Johnny Noviello, 49, was found unresponsive Monday afternoon in Miami’s Bureau of Prisons Federal Detention Center. In a press release, ICE said medical staff “responded immediately and began administering cardiopulmonary resuscitation, automated external defibrillator shock and called 911.“ But Noviello was pronounced dead within the hour.
The cause of death remains under investigation.
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