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TCC

is there like beef between the true crime community and the teacher crush community over who gets the TCC tag? like I’m curious but to terrified to check

#TCC #true crime #teacher crush community

I would die in a heartbeat for Jeff Goldblum, but I know he would never let that happen to me

#marvel #marvel cast #thor ragnarok #jeff goldblum #jurassic park

my friend, innocent, inquisitive, too pure: man the new is wild. what are your takes on these politics?

me, vile, a john waters stan, have been waiting my whole life for this moment: KILL EVERYONE NOW! Condone first degree MURDER! Advocate cannibalism! EAT SHIT! Filth is my politics, filth is my LIFE! take whatever you'd like.

#pink flamingos #john waters #stan #movies #b movie #bad movie

broke: the winter soldier is a villan

woke: *pulling eight pages of scrawled notes* bucky is a good man that was manipulated and is MY personal h e r o. he has proven himself time and time again and if you

dare say any of that slander again I swear to God

#marvel #comic books #stucky #bucky barnes #infinity war #winter soldier #sebastian stan

at this point i should be keeping track of the wild shit that has been said to me:

- when life gives you lemons, sometimes you just have to squeeze them to make shit

-can you really dance to rap music when you’re wearing a scrunchie?

-do you want to hear the story of my cat’s blood clot?

-im sorry what was Obama’s favourite book??

-honey it’s 2 am no i will not discuss the great gatsby

- will you recommend a movie? you’ve seen them all. please don’t ruin my weekend with your miserable shit.

-hamlet is just an emo with a revenge kink

-who is Ronald Reagan?

-I wish a tornado would rock my shit

-what even is there to do in los angeles?

-who are you, stan lee?

- m u c k b a n g it you pussy!

-is sister sister sweaty sweaty?

-isn’t “i’ll be back” from the godfather? doesn’t the godfather star stallone?

i will add more once i un-repress them from my subconscious.

frankocean

me&mom 🤩

loki fans: derranged, clinging onto every thread of hope. 'here is an eighteen page essay on why loki is still alive'.

spiderman fans: there is already a confirmed spiderman movie in the works sweaty :). Im OKAY alright he's coming back im OKAY. Tom holland will leak all the details in nine days anyways :).

bucky fans: hiding their silent tears behind a a comic book. it's okay because i got two (2) milliseconds of both bucky and steve on screen together, and after he comes back because

he will be coming back there will be more.

tony stark fans: lmao our bitch is gonna die

#i swear im not crying #marvel #comic books #spiderman #peter parker #tom holland #loki #stucky #bucky #infinity war #thor ragnarok #ironman #tony stark #fells #spiderman far from home #spiderman homecoming

broke: Tom Holland is my son and the only good spiderman. Toby Maguire is my childhood spiderman and no one else can top him, I haven't even watched the other films. Andrew Garfield was the most realistic spiderman, the new spiderman movies are boring marvel shills.

woke: all the spiderman actors are great for their own reasons. Lots of people have preferences because they favour one thing or another, but the other actors cannot be completely disregarded and discredited for their hard work.

#marvel #spiderman #infinity war #tom holland #comics #comic books #movies

my favourite star bucks orders as my conflicting personalities.

iced americano: crossing something off on a to do list. wears crisp button downs and rolled up shorts. a 1960's french naturalist or archeologist who sometimes disappears to go backpacking across Europe. the clack of high heels in a quiet building. will solve all of your problems and then her own

blonde cold foam cappuccino: curling up in a cozy sweater that's probably too big. a goddamn ACADEMIC. carrying two books at all times and will not hesitate to lend you one. goes to a cat cafe to 'do work', whilst actually being to distracted to do so. round glasses and tightly-tied shoes. smells like warm vanilla sugar, and their voice sounds even sweeter.

iced caramel macchiato: burks and nike socks. friends with their professor, and friendly with everyone else. somehow has the money and time to eat out constantly. makes mcdonalds runs at 2 am with their best friend. dyed blond hair and covered in freckles. the drunk girl in the bathroom who will give you unsolicited but not unappreciated advice.

iced chai latte: a young greek girl who is studying to become a lawyer. was accepted to the best law schools but choose to stay close to home and to her roots. draws in her free time. holds a grudge. will eventually lock you up. Photographic memory. Wear breezy clothes and is excellent at navigating busy streets. goes to the farmers market every wednesday and sunday morning. half-skips down the cobblestone streets. has never left her city, but seems like an old and experienced soul.

iced cinnamon almond milk macchiato: a research epidemiologist. will save half the population one day. leaning back from the microscope with an excited but shocked expression. EURIKA. lives in a tiny apartment in a definitely not tiny city. sits on the bus on the way to work and somehow falls asleep. always takes her shoes off when she gets home. takes short showers. likes scary movies, especially weird 90's vhs tapes.

icced cinnamon dolce latte: professional musician. part of an orchestra as a day job, lead of an underground band at night. has practically played violin since birth, but the band 'might end up going places'. crappy apartment but loves to share it with her bassist roommate. secret nerd. secret softie. unapologetic perfectionist

just a plain ass shot of espresso: prime hours for getting shit done are 9pm - 3am. never texts back. has somehow seen every movie, and will recommend you 20 if you ask. film student that's way too dedicated. will change the industry. saves all their bills in a mason jar. cannot physically move until coffee is coursing through their veins.

#i put too much effort into this #i have coffee coursing through my veins at any given moment #starbucks #coffee #iced coffee #minimalist #nichememes #personality #inspiration #secret menu #reccomendations

there was a bee in my house and I did the bare minimum and brought it back outside and gave it sugar water and like, damn.. Should I become a ‘save the bees’ arthoe? how much does a kraken cost? or do I become a militant vegan ? the opportunities are truly endless

#arthoe #save the bees #vegan #don't sting me #aesthetic

The signs as the best things

aries: the sound of crunching leaves. espresso. walking through a city no one knows you in. getting a moustache from a foamy drink.

taurus: hot tea right before bed. rereading a favourite book. laying in bed after a long day and feeling your legs ache. the crackle of a fire, and how it's almost uncomfortably hot.

gemini: walking outside when the cold makes you tingle. the pitter patter of rain on a roof. your favourite show being renewed. your grade going up one percent.

cancer: getting something off of your chest. making your crush laugh. Making a fool of yourself with your friends and laughing about it. staying in a hotel with all of your friends spread out throughout the floor.

leo: swimming at night, when the water is warmer than the air. rolling down the car windows on a country road. giving money to a busker. being the only one brave enough to lead the group.

virgo: napping in the summer, when your sunburn substitutes for a blanket. laughing until your in actual pain. curling up in a thick blanket. perfectly doing something you were nervous about.

libra: running down a hall when you're the only one around. reciting every line to your favourite movie. looking at the time and realizing that Christmas eve has become Christmas day. crisp button downs with rolled up sleeves.

scorpio: timing your steps to the beat of a song. a pair of jeans that fit perfectly. finding the perfect time where all of your friends are free for plans. packing a car with more friends than seatbelts.

sagittarus: screaming the words of a song with your best friend. cracking jokes with the mcdonalds cashier at 11 pm when you order a milkshake. road trips and passing the time with old movies. someone saying exactly the thing you needed to hear.

capricorn: the feeling of sand between your toes. pointing out a constellation in passing. sitting together at a family gathering and laughing with nostalgia. eating a mozzarella stick and having the cheese stretch a foot between your mouth and the stick.

aquarius: looking out over a silent city from a high place. the clacking of shoes in an otherwise silent hallway. watching a movie so bad that it's funny. smelling every single candle in a store.

pisces: trea climbing. a crisp, new book with a pretty cover. noticing a tiny new detail about something you thought you knew everything about. free samples from nice employees.

#horoscope #star signs #favourite things #mood

i told my coworker i had plans and couldn’t take her shift