There's a big wide world out there.

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The Amphitheatre for Davide and Ekin-su date IS booooooootiful. 😍

Look at them, Romeo and Juliet. 💖

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This year's Baby Challenge was short and sweet.

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What Davide means, baby eks takes after her mummy.

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Commentator: "the baby challenge is here. Bring on the nappies and crying".

It's Love Island, more like, "bring on the broken arms, dropped on their heads, drowned in the swimming pool".

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Struggling to awaken in the mornings is just a part of a battle to prevent taking charge of the productive life.

Like a farmer arousing with the crack of dawn, or sooner.

Don't know about medical, it's definitely a controlled society.

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These adverts are telling me a story. In a few minutes I get the lifestory of someone.

A young parent who sees to her/his kid(s), and the big kid, wishes for loads of money, and dreams of jumping in a car to drive away and have a night dancing.

In this order, pampers, KFC, baby bottle food, lotto, AA, masked dancer.

Whose mind is that?!

🙁

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Give Ekin-su another Tiramisu. Things will be fine then.

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When Dami brought the Tiramisu over. Thought it was a snake on a plate.

Just don't know with these Turks.

🤔🐍

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My two favourite girls in the beachhut last night.

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The dribble down Ekin-su chin set that perfect.

🤤

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This 'yellow bean bag curse' needs sorting.

Want to exorcise the bad spirit from it; purify water and bless salt , mix together to then sprinkle around.

In a wineglass/goblet or vessel some water and place a hand over it. Visualise any energy that the water may absorb as dark smoke rising out the glass, while declaring, "I exorcise thee, O creature of water". Next in a vessel with salt place a hand over it, saying, "Blessings be upon this creature of salt". Mix the salt in the water by stirring, then sprinkle the consecrated water around what is wanting to be purified and cleansed.

🧙‍♂️🧙‍♀️👍

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Always think of Gemma and Paige as two saucy nuns fresh out of their habit.

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To judge a book by its cover is bad enough. To take a leaf out of that book, base the beliefs around that, to judge a book is even worse.

The notorious parable, "If a man ALSO lie with mankind, AS he lieth with a woman......" sounds more like a vengeful woman seeking revenge on her cheating husband who slept with another man.

Why I'm starting to believe The Bible is written by a woman.

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The biggest fuck up in life will be discovering The Bible was written by a woman.

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Where was the big "I have a dream" speech when women wanted to play football.

Where was the tell tell signs of teaching girls football in schools.

Where was the local football clubs advertising for young women to join a team.

Where was I? When the idea of women rising up as big sports competitors.

I have woken up suddenly like a father who realises how quickly his own daughter has grown up. When it comes to seeing and hearing about women sports personalities. Is this something that gets sprung on everyone, as they comment on women playing in sports from way way back.

What's happening in the world? I certainly have missed something.

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I'm worried for all these women getting ahead of themselves with all this sport. Wouldn't want them to bite off more than they can chew.

Now, cycling a 1,000km Women's Tour De France.

This is not normal. Try asking any woman, the 'her in doors' kind, to walk 1mile to get her own takeaway.

Did Mars and Venus collide within the last quarter of a decade? Boom! Suddenly all these Amazon women stood up out of nowhere.

Imagine a fella putting together a men's netball team? Let me guess, THERE IS a mens netball team. 🙄

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Love Island is simple to win if all other couples are a disaster.

Have I got this right, Jacques was planted to ruin any chances with Gemma's stiff competition, Paige.

And, a mate of a mate of a Billy no mates. Was to wreck Andrew and Tasha #Tashdrew apart. That failed!

There's a lot of 'players' working around the scenes. We don't see the reality, unless in it.

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Not making any truth in it, as most are good at wrecking their own marriage.