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Imagine Jon Snow was Jons Now but he was actually later

Imagine you have a Minecraft boyfriend and you meet him in real life and its Ghost

Imagine having sex with Jon and you hear him muttering under his breath so you listen closely and only hear him talking dirty about the Wall

Imagine Davos couldn’t read because his eyes were closed

imagine brans dick actually worked

Imagine Drogon started spitting out confetti in Kingslanding and everyone had a party

IMAGINE ALL GOOD CHARACTERS WERE ALIVE AND LIVING HAPPILY

Hickory Dickory Dock

Theon has no cock

Imagine every time Bran wargs you just hear the Skype offline sound

Imagine getting heated with Jaime and he roughens things up by slapping you but he slaps you with his gold hand so you go into a coma

(by @rob-espierre)

Imagine everything in GoT is the same but the White Walkers were creepers from Minecraft

imagine gendry and ayra finally get together but she’s allergic to lemons and dies

jon snow is so hot that when dany says dracarys the fire is a slideshow of jon

Imagine you were in Minecraft and Jon Snow was trying to kill you

imagine entering a karaoke booth and cersei is already sitting down.

Imagine Ghost worked in McDonald’s drive thru

slime smells like bran.