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10.17.2018 leaves are turning, temperatures are dropping • • • • • #nofilter #washington #silverdale #washingtonstate #nature #fall #autumn #leaves (at Silverdale, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpD7-pyAN-p/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=djgncqfz5q5x
oh my god
If you don’t believe western beauty standards affect the world globally, there are literally girls in asia putting tape on their face so their chins and cheeks can be slim like white girls. They are literally putting PACKING TAPE on their cheeks/chins or whatever to feel beautiful, and that’s UNDER all the foundation. so yeah…western beauty standards impact a lot of people of color.
talking to other queer ppl like
Me watching Gone Girl
BIG NEWS
THIS is how you celebrate today.
you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well.
When you’re talking to someone on the internet and they mention they have a dog
THAT!!!!!!
If you’re scrolling through tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about or you’re looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it. So, breathe. Relax into this moment. You’re alive & that’s all that matters.
Every time my extended family gets together in upstate ny, we (the Adults) all get wasted & at least 1 giant Family Scandal comes out…..tonight is that night..
We’ve Got A Winner Folks, And It Involves Arson AND A Nun!
So apparently my aunt cecelia (not really my aunt, just the best friend of my dads cousin, whomst we also call aunt) once married a dude referred to only as Florida Asshole. He was named such because he apparently left my aunt cecelia while she was in the hospital, stole all of their stuff, and fucked off to florida. Aunt cecelia then hired a p.i. to find him, as u do, and went down to florida with my dads cousin (who was going to florida for a work trip, and had no idea Florida Asshole was there). Apparently the p.i. told aunt cecelia which city the guy was in, but hadnt found the exact address yet, so ofc aunt cecelia did what any other able bodied half insane scorned person might. She went to a costume shop, bought a full nun costume, and went door to door under the assumption that she was collecting charity. (She did, in fact, donate everything she collected. This was an important fact to her). At one of the houses, she looked in the window and noticed an awful lot of furniture that used to be hers. So she, obviously, went to a gas station and bought several cans of gasoline, threw a molotov cocktail through the front window, and began pouring gasoline over the rest of the house. At this point, Florida Asshole came outside, recognized his ex wife looking like a renegade nun sent to punish him for his sins, and began beating her. The neighbors, seeing the strange new man beating a nun in his front yard while his house was on fire, did the only sensible thing in this story and called the police. Who promptly arrested Florida Asshole for assaulting a nun. Aunt cecelia did not get arrested, came clean to her best friend, and was immediately sent back to new york with a ticket bought under my other aunt’s name. We don’t know if she still has an arrest warrant out for her in florida, and that’s tonight’s Family Scandal!
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Je m’en bats les couilles - I love and respect you!
09.13.2018 • • • • • Take me back to the red rocks, I neeeed to go hiking again • • • • • #tbt #sedona #arizona #redrocks #coconinonationalforest (at Sedona, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnr8aB_FRLz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13mav5vvzh170
ive never looked at an animated movie and go “i wish this was live action” but i have looked at a live action movie and went “i wish this was animated” countless times
star wars characters as john mulaney quotes
anakin: when my wife walks down the street, she does not give a shit what anyone thinks of her in any situation. she’s my hero. when i walk down the street, i need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. it’s exhausting.
padme: you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
obi wan: i’ll keep all my emotions right here. and then one day, i’ll die.
palpatine: and then i said “no.” you know, like a liar.
leia: some people give off a vibe of, right away, they’re like, “do not fuck with me.”
luke: my vibe is more like “hey, you could pour soup in my lap and i’d probably apologize to you.”
han: they’re like, “does that work?” i’m like, “it didn’t NOT work.”
lando: hi, i’m very gay and i’d like a few dollars.
rey: i have had a very long day. i am very small and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress i’m under.
finn: you know those days where you’re like, “this might as well happen”?
poe: i don’t care for these new nazis and you may quote me on that.
kylo: when i’m walking down the street, no one’s ever like, “hey! look at that man!” i think they’re just like, “whoa, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child!”
rose: i try to stay optimistic, even though i must admit, things are getting pretty sticky.
Welp, I haven't been on here for a while, but it seems like a good time to just dump some word vomit
Before I go on, I wanna make this clear: do NOT want any messages, nor replies. If you don't follow this simple instruction, I'm blocking you, you dumbass.
Earlier I took my college grad photos & I was super hype about them. I had my friend take em cause I know she does good work. Well she did a bombass job w/my photos. Lights, scenery, angling. She was on it. She even took some of my roommate who came along to "help me", ie she probably only came along in order to get her photos taken. I didn't mind, she was smart about it & her photos look bomb.
But I fucking hate my photos. Why? Cause I'm in them. My painfully asymmetrical face. My fat as fuck arms. My hair that kept failing flat. My skin that's riddled with acne. I fucking hate my photos & I'm not gonna post them. Instead I'm gonna send em to my mom so she can post em & get all the likes n comments she wants. I don't need em.
Thing is, I know I'm not "ugly". I just hate how I look in photos that other people take of me. Like I take good shit of myself, I know how I look best. It's never gonna change. I don't think I'm ever gonna like having my photos done. So fuck it, I don't care, one less thing to do.
I repeat: do NOT message me or reply to this post w/positive messages. I don't want your encouragement. I don't want "awww but you're beautiful". I don't need it. I get that you're well intentioned & you feel this need to "help", but don't. Everything you're gonna say, I've heard. It doesn't fucking help. So think it all you want, just don't say it. I don't need it.
A Bugs Life 2 blooper Toy Story 2 (1999)
