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[sacred-portal]

[theweirdwideweb]

[tenorgender]

god didn't give me a dick because he knew I'd get hard when I heard a rich choral harmony

[sacred-portal]

[soaphoe]

this tweet is absolutely taking me out

#UseYourButt

[kaijuno]

[ageae]

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[ashstfu]

[beachnet]

i think about the “i’ll stay home brockhampton” tweet every day

[beachnet]

[kosmogrl]

[quinnick]

It’s that time of year again so here is your yearly reminder that the world isn’t ending and people don’t hate you. The sun is just setting at 6 pm.

[mrs-delaney]

Please take your vitamin D

[kiefbowl]

thank god I got whatever's wrong with me that isn't the kind of wrong with me that would have me falling in love with an ai chatbot or whatever the fuck

[aenima1996]

[doyouremem8erme]

[butchfagminotaur]

“how long have you been on tumblr?” i remember the term “nightblogging”

[jupitereyed]

*takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette* I remember you knew you stayed up refreshing your dash too late when the Australians started posting

[godlessondheimite]

sure why not

[godlessondheimite]

ok

[godlessondheimite]

whatever works

[sacred-portal]