“ As a member of the legal profession I couldn’t very well do that now, could I? But, hypothetically, if you put a dollar in my pocket and made it official, you’d get attorney client privilege. And as your representing lawyer, your secrets would be safe with me under threat of disbarment. And I’d make sure you get the very best defence in the American Midwest. That’s all I’m gonna say to that, though. Why, you got a hit out on someone? ”
“I’m sure we’re not just talking about a dollar, Mr... Thompson. You must be confident to be revealing all of this to a complete stranger. Confident or rash, I haven’t decided. I don’t. However, I do have your card now if I ever feel like giving into the urge. So, I’ve got a few cans to take care of. If you’d excuse me.”
“ Not usually. Bit of an unnecessarily extreme way of regular client acquisition. I’m fortunate enough not to have to rely on singling out small-time crooks in suburbs. I just like helping where I can. It’s in the oath. On that note, get that paint off your fingers. That’s what they’ll ask you to show first. You’re welcome, kid. ”
“[..] An oath. How very... noble of you. So. Let’s say you would’ve caught me killing someone instead of doing ‘small-time crook’ stuff like damaging school property. You’d still stand there and give me tips on how to cover up a murder?”
“ It’s usually the advice you don’t ask for and that you don’t wanna hear that’s the best. But hey. Who am I to you, right? Surely not someone whose advice you’ll take to heart. Also not like I really care. Just don’t get caught. But if you do.. Call me. Gabriel Thompson. ”
“Attorney. That’s fancy. Explains a lot. Thanks... for not calling the cops, I guess. Do you do this on a regular basis? Look for new clients in suburbs? That a thing of yours or do you live here? The card says Chicago area.”
“ Oh, you don’t even go here? Is this some rival school thing? Or just a general anti establishment agenda? I hear that’s cool again. I’m not wandering around schools. I am, however, wandering in the vicinity. Another word of advice? It’s the rattling of the cans. A bit of a giveaway sound. At least in a small town like this, people get so very curious if anything’s disturbing the peace. ”
“One of my friends went here. He wasn’t the principal’s favourite as you can imagine. Wandering the vicinity. Sure. Thanks for the advice I didn’t ask for. Anything else I should look out for or was that it?”
“ Tip-offs are more common than you think. Mafia’s usually family, they still have snitches in their midst. Henry Hill. Famous one. Read up. I doubt a little graffiti team will hold up when Johnny’s facing jail time and the judge is promising mommy a deal if only little Johnny will talk. Trust me, seen it enough times. I’m not gonna call the cops on you, what do I like like, your High School PE teacher? That’d be too cheap. Plus, I’m not gonna help them do their job. All they do is try to make mine harder. No, don’t worry, kid. I’m just trying to tell you to be smarter about this. And don’t do schools, I mean, Christ. It’s a statement, blabla, I get it, but that kind of statement can land you up to five years. And is that worth it? I wouldn’t say so. ”
“Right. You seem to know your shit. So you say you’re not a teacher here. Obviously I wouldn’t know because I don’t go here. Then what is it that you do that you’re wandering around schools at this time of the day and giving out free advice to ‘criminals’? You don’t strike me as a child molester.“
“ A good samaritan. A white knight. Someone who can’t stand criminal stupidity. Whichever. Either run faster or be smarter. Your friends took off fast, I didn’t get to see any of their faces. Just sayin’. They better be airtight, though, because someone’s going to be not as appreciative of your non-commissioned artwork and they’ll wanna know who to thank. So I’m hoping none of your little friends are big on blabbing and that you have an alibi. ”
“We don’t rat on our people. We’re a team. Also, what’s it to you? You saw me. You’re going to call the cops now anyway.”
wednesday, 9:47 pm, in front of clarendon hills high school
“ Nice. Creative use of color here. Not quite a Picasso, but practice makes perfect. Hey, hey, before you take off! Those cans are gonna have your fingerprints! Jesus Christ. You might wanna wipe them. Or just not leave them here. Who does that? Or do you wanna get caught? ”
hey, I just saw jordyn hale walking down the streets of clarendon hills. you can catch her around town being unemployed. she’s twenty years of age and i hear she’s known to be expressive & aware but sarcastic & rude. click the read more below to find out more.
BASIC
FULL NAME: jordyn hale
NICKNAMES: jordy
AGE: 20
BIRTHDAY: october 30
SPECIES: human
GENDER: cis female
PRONOUNS: she/her
FAMILY
MOTHER: khloe hale ( née lawson ) ( 42 )
FATHER: eric hale ( 43 )
PARENTS: married
SIBLINGS: caleb hale ( 20 ), zara hale ( 18 ), alycia hale ( 16 )
PHYSIAL ATTRIBUTES
FACE CLAIM: vanessa morgan
RACE/ETHNICITY: biracial, african-american/white
NATIONALITY: american
HEIGHT: 1.60 m
WEIGHT: 51 kg
BUILD: slim
HAIR: curly
HAIR COLOR: brunette, pink highlights
EYE COLOR: dark brown
SKIN COLOR: light-skin black
DOMINANT HAND: right
ANOMALIES: scars on her wrist and thighs, numerous tattoos
ACCENT: american / chicago
PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: n/a
LEARNING DISABILITIES: n/a
ALLERGIES: n/a
DISORDERS: bipolar personality disorder
FACTS: got diagnosed with bpd when she was sixteen, gets annoyed and irritated easily, hates being told what to do, helps out at the tattoo parlour her friends work at, hangs out at a hidden spot near the trailer park with her friends, part of a gang full of misfits, probably wouldn’t have been able to graduate high school if it wasn’t for her father’s influence, hates preppy people, wants to get a motorbike on her own but her parents are telling her no, secretly pierced her belly button at seventeen in the high school’s bathroom with a friend, self harmed but hasn’t been doing it as of late, would do anything for her siblings, knew she was a lesbian when she realised she was neither on team jacob nor team edward, bites her nails, has gotten into trouble with the police many times, often acts on impulse, gets protective over her little siblings especially alycia, still hasn’t figured out what she wants to eventually study or if she wants to study at all, enjoys rebelling against her parents one day but feels like apologising the next day (which she decides to ignore), comes home late at night or not at all, changes her partners often and doesn’t seem to stay committed for too long, feels lonely and misunderstood a lot of the times, spends most of her days outside & lies about taking her medication
LIFESTYLE
HOME ADDRESS: clarendon hills, illinois, usa
BORN: chicago, illinois, usa
RAISED: clarendon hills, illinois, usa
PHONE: iphone 6
LAPTOP/COMPUTER: n/a
PETS: n/a
HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATION: clarendon hills high school
MIDDLE SCHOOL EDUCATION: clarendon hills middle school
ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: homoromantic
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: homosexual
AVAILABILITY: complicated
LANGUAGES: english
PHOBIAS: n/a
HOBBIES: tattooing, hanging out with the gang, listening to music
TRAITS: + expressive, aware & clever, - sarcastic, rude & moody
SOCIAL MEDIA: instagram
FAVOURITE
SPORTS TEAM: n/a
SPORTS: n/a
MUSIC: emo rock, metal
SINGER: the used, my chemical romance, red jumpsuit apparatus, mayday parade, slipknot, mötley crue
SHOWS:
MOVIES:
FOOD:
BEVERAGE: beer
COLOR: black
CHARACTER
WESTERN ZODIAC: scorpio
GOALS/DESIRES: feel like she finally belongs somewhere
