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i made this shit when i was 12 i dont even know whats on here

[thebootydiaries]

me trying to flirt: so what albums make you cry

[hatake]

me: (has super negative thought)

me: thank you Captain Edge Lord can we please hear from someone else today

[chattermaxunderthesink]

“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”

“i don’t know what to draw”

“i always mess up”

“BUT I SUCK”

[rakubell-deactivated20180711]

LISTEN TO BOB ROSS.

[edwardspoonhands]

Bob Ross was paid $0 to make his series. He made a living giving lessons IRL and later selling his own line of paints and brushes.

[amisbro]

I apologize for not reblogging him as much but everyone needs this on their dash daily.  Seriously everyone needs this on their blog or wherever. Do they rerun this anymore or no?

[aishet-chayil]

Words of wisdom!

[sunflowergif]

me: yeah im really tough

me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud]

me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder]

me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever]

me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher than their average volume]

me: so tough

[lake-erie]

i can’t believe i have to say this on my blog, but if you are a farmhand, please don’t leave your sacks of hulled barley where the varmints can get to them… it’s that simple

[lmaonade]

birds are made of bird parts

[xeppeli]

hmn. doubt it. proof?

[lmaonade]

any more questions sir? 

[xeppeli]

O My God I Have Been Embarrassed

[wonderworman-archive]

[samtheamazon]

I hear this really gentle tapping noise, so I look over and

[thecatof221b]

Why he do dat

[carldangerous]

He’s about to make a speech

[brainstatic]

Dear Diary,

I started going on tumblr again after several days with little activity. There is a frog on a unicycle now. He is not the smiling frog or the frog sipping tea. He is a new frog. Every day is a new gift.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[hypnotic-flow]

lmaooo just fuck it up Kenny 🗣

[covered2bgreat-deactivated20180]

Lol

[the-transfeminine-mystique]

@boriqueers, showing me to a mouse enclosure at his PetSmart: “do you wanna see the guy that likes to fuck?”

[the-transfeminine-mystique]

Here he is, the guy who likes to fuck

[mulp--plum]

[joerose8]

What is this emotion

[clarkendarken]

Lust

[antimanifesto1973]

hey anyone want some upsmexy ? x3

[blackpyrefly]

lol xD whats upsmexy????? :3c

[antimanifesto1973]

nothing much :3 how abt u ?? x3 xDDD

[blackpyrefly]

xDDD x3 OMG u got me xDD :3

[qh-deactivated20170215]

[lizardsister]

when i was a young boy *tips fedora* m'father

[dull-scythe]

My future grandchild: grandma, why are you smiling into the distance like that?

Me: oh nothing zazzerpan, I’m just remembering that in 2018, Trixie Mattel rode into drag con in a Barbie toy car while holding her all stars 3 scepter

[thebootydiaries]

me: *put two rocks next to each other* fall in love

[yelahpratt]