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[lifeguardingproblems]

Hearing thundering, calling it, and then having park security yell at you because they think it wasn’t thunder.

[bedsnboys-blog]

[lifeguardingproblems]

Lifeguarding Problems

It is 15 minutes before the pool closes. Why are you coming to swim laps?

[donrafikix]

[delta-breezes]

[vinstage]

[skinnyfitrussian]

[binxbartholomewbones]

I’m going to make a work shirt with this on it.

[conaco]

[sexy-triathletes]

[ummhello]

[block]

[urbanoutfitters]

[the-sunflower-soul-deactivated2]

I love urban outfitters home/apartment stuff

[lifeguardingproblems]

Once, it was a really hot day and we were short on guards. So, the head guard at the time had a brilliant idea to get the pool to close. We mixed oatmeal with an excess of water. Then when she went to get water for checking the chemicals, she secretly dropped it in. There was so much “throw up” that we had to close for the entire day. 😂

[lifeguardingproblems]

Jumping into EAP whenever you hear a whistle, even if you’re nowhere near a pool.

[lifeguardingproblems]

Probs

Having a parent tell you their child can use the floatie since she “sees them all the time” even though there is a sign at the front that says “Coastguard approved flotation devices only!!” #headguard probs

[n-egativeness]

Accept the fact that you are not perfect and see how much easier it is to breathe.

we live in a world where perfection is continuously sought. what we fail to realize is that perfection does not exist. (via n-egativeness)