planet of the japes

[marticular]

i think about this a lot

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's also a reason it's not called an "abdomenburster" but one issue at a time

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's like when headlines refer to a famous woman via her husband. that's not "Predator's wife" she's got her own franchise!!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

tags from the crew of the Nostromo

[zeadeye]

When I was a kid I thought Master Chief was gender fluid bc I didn't understand who Cortana was so anytime she talked I just thought it was chief being a girl for that sentence

[beargirl2]

[drilanime]

[skarchomp]

"he's trying to fuck the elf" is a great voice acting exercise. you can try out so many different tones and inflections and it's fun every time.

[creamycuppy]

[creamycuppy]

this is what it says in the fine print on the bottom before a match starts in guilty gear

[durandahlia]

sorryjob from a girl with huge apologies

[frailgun]

Visit Original Link

[fupafiend]

Aa <-mother and child

[memorycycle]

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

[grox]

Ezcuse me ladies everything you just said about wile e coyote being a cocksucking faggot and being passed around at college parties and sucking his husbands cock and cruising at home depot has been echoed and amplified out your open ground floor window to our leasing office where we are discussing not renew8ng your lease when its up and we all have heard everything you just said

[creamycuppy]

oh, okay. i didn’t realize it had a name. “nursing handjob.” interesting

other tekken commentator trying to talk over me: Well, looks like he’s not able to whiff punish those keepout electrics,

[offshoreoilrig]

Let's all run outside and start yelling and screaming and see if we can get people to panic. If everyone did this it would make a big difference

[targetedknowledge]

[officeshelpdesk]

Complete Guido collapse. Century of dominance over the New York metro area to collapse to an Indian guy and a boring Democrat woman. Italian American century of humiliation began when Giuliani betrayed his people and gave the mob to the feds. Thousands of guys named Tony jumping off of roofs and sliding five blocks away because they're covered in hair gel. Meatball sub no longer allowed to be sold because of woke. Your Nona is in heaven crying. Never forget what they took from you

[officeshelpdesk]

The year is 2045. Gabagool is referred to in the same way we refer to Greek fire. Cornicellos banned from public life. All the delis are polish or Hispanic.

A man in a crowd makes the mistake of reacting with "OHHHHH!" to his paisan's vaguely homosexual comment. A black van pulls up and takes him to a reeducation camp.

No guinea tees allowed, everyone has to wear sleeves. The government removes your pinky if you wear a ring on it.

THIS IS YOUR FUTURE! THIS IS WHAT'S COMING! WHERE IS YOUR RAGE VINNY!? WHERE IS YOUR ANGER FRANK!? THEY'RE NOT GONNA LET YOUR MOTHER MAKE HER GRAVY!

[omegaversereloaded]

Standing outside the club w no ID dressed as benoit blanc and asking women if they could help me solve the mystery of where my hug is at