Zeadeye

She/They trans girl. Posting and reblogging whatever I want to. "And if dreams can come true, what does that say about nightmares?"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

You're the Michael Sword.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

wield the Michael Sword

[zeadeye]

Micheal! Don't leave me here! -me after getting my Micheal sword stolen

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[contemptible-scoundrel]

NOOBMOLESTER: ggez

1SHOT2KILL: sniper diff

CLIPGETTER: wp all

PWNADDICT: ggs

THEGAMINGSIR: jgg (jolly good game!)

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

What do you call an order of lesbian knights?

A polyarmory

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

They have a sworded romance.

[nongunktional]

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

[nongunktional]

tautological wordle answer

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

posts that make you open wordle

[minovskyy]

[chryza]

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

[chryza]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chryza]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

have they done a remake yet where scooby & the gang star in a viral ghosthunting youtube series? that would be insufferable i want one

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"they did found footage" no i don't want blair witch i want them running an obnoxious video podcast with regularly scheduled sponsor breaks. Daphne does marketing & social media analytics. Velma does the editing. Fred is the annoyingly chipper cameraman. Shag and Scoob are just there

[zeadeye]

Shag and Scoob are the main reason half of their audience watch the vlogs. If only for the allure of seeing what the stoner and his dog, both obviously on a lot of edibles, will do when confronted with the monster of the week.

The other half are hate-watching bc they think it's all fake and are waiting for the gang to mess up

[vgadvisor]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: a small bag of dust; makes thee stronger than any foe

[zeadeye]

Pretty sure that's just cocaine

[zeadeye]

Filing cabinet where the top drawer says 'top secret' and the bottom drawer says 'bottom secret': old, cliche, seen about a million and one times by now.

Filing cabinet where every drawer is labelled 'switch secret': new, funky fresh, brings an air of mystery on how one person could have multiple drawers of secrets pertaining to being a switch

[zeadeye]

Twirling her dick around my fingers like a fidget toy

[afloweroutofstone]

[zeadeye]

If you put this in a movie people would say it's an overhanded display of sexism

[redstonedust]

what happened to "cool as fuck grandma" as a character trope. i miss "cool as fuck grandma"

[zeadeye]

There are three types of grandma characters:

Cool as fuck grandma

Old as fuck grandma

Hot as fuck grandma

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[dtacore]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

op link the fucking article

[dtacore]

https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football enjoy reading about football :)

What football will look like in the future

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

thanks. what the fuck

[nightowl343]

What the fuck.

[zeadeye]

Oh. Oh ugghhh it hurrts. It hurrrrrrttts

[taraxippos]

Akira bike sliding on a horse

[taraxippos]

concept art

[taraxippos]

concept art

[paramar]

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

[mesopelagos]

there are at least three houses in new orleans

[zeadeye]

There's also one in Sin City but it's basically the same house as that first one from New Orleans you've heard about

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business