Trash Man with Trash Hands

Hole for Garbage. 29 Māori, queer, annoying etc. Probably followed you from main. Free Palestine.

[hyliantomatoes]

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

[jorts-lover]

oooooh bitch I'm ganna buy the biggest choc top they have and a huge pepsi max when we go see the bathrooms tomorrow

[andthefact]

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

[visenyaism]

the concept of identifying as ‘neurospicy’ as a grown adult is lowkey unbearable to me. but I guess I don’t have to do it

[beardedmrbean]

[nathanielbuildsatesseract]

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

[lakevida]

already gay but i get so gregarious off that tequila

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[fairycosmos]

if i was mary in the bible i'd be like Ughhhh fuckkkkk sake

[beadyeyes]

[bish0ps]

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

[dogpuppy]

[valkyriellis]

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[zyzscribbles]

Important question

[awkwardbirdsdreaming]

Okay but I think these two are onto something

[verbrannt74]

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

[safewordle]

[somafalls]

[crabussy]

I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight

[crabussy]

he was so delighted by my fits of giggles that he drew eight wet skeletons for me