she's lump

| call me ev | she/her | 22 | | dm me if u wanna see my dog | | sorry if i was annoying in the tags of your post |

[coochiejesus]

i am a beautiful flower and my mutuals are delicate little humming birds who sip on my nectar

[javascrypt]

you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[freakoutgirl]

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

[ihaveapproximately4bones]

[kosmogrl]

[rivertigo]

when some old dude who only reblogs old cars and naked women follows me I lowkey do a little scroll and look at the topless ladies before I block

[frostedmagnolias]

Beaded Blue Faille Moiré Cocktail Dress

1940s

Kerry Taylor Auctions

[vampiredoriangray]

your coworker complimenting your outfit: cute sweater!

your gayest friend complimenting your outfit: you look like woke chucky in a sexy way

[dogpuppy]

[coochiejesus]

us men’s hockey team at the state of the union, cheering trump. i hope their tour bus crashes and rolls over on the highway fr

[cheddar-baby]

Good ending

[stivkun]

A Virgin with a Unicorn (study of fresco by Domenichino)

[starrynet]

new uquiz! the premise is that you just got hit by a truck and are about to be transported into one of ao3's most popular alternate universe types. take this auquiz to find out where you're going

[ymutate]

Richard Nadler (b. 1987 in Penzberg, Germany)

"Interior" n.d.

mixed media - digital and archival ink on atching paper

[wiiwheel]

Happy Wednesday

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[mammalianmammals]

Serval (Leptailurus serval), MELANISTIC, family Felidae, Amboseli National Park, Kenya

Photograph by nicolas.urlacher.photographer