Vanity’s name is Propulsion.
Vanity’s name is Hungry Stink.
Vanity’s name is the Diver; sometimes called Sunken Levitator; and He Who Does Not Believe He Sinks.
Vanity’s name is Unfinished Circle; AKA the Cock-Lip Gap; AKA the Avoidance Surge; AKA Surplus Time; and Pressurized Emptiness; and Suicide’s Arbitrariness.
Vanity’s name is Destroyer; and He Who Makes through Destruction; and He Who Does Not Believe He’s an Asshole.
Vanity’s name is Exception; AKA I’m an Exception; AKA the Uneven Latitude; and the Scorpion in the Throat; occasionally Cruelty via Negligence.
Vanity’s name is Locutor; and the Jocular Knife; AKA Credit; sometimes called Whatever’s Better; and I’ve Got Something Better to Do.
Vanity’s name is Anything Else; and the Willful Ignorance of My Sucking; AKA the Gorgeous Mire; AKA Magnetic Teeth; and My Charismatic Hurt; and the Hardest Wall Is Not Brick.
Vanity’s name is Skin; and the Limp Embrace That Holds You Up; sometimes called Strength; AKA Mine All Mine; and He Whose Abuse Lacks Nuance; or the Depth Charge.
Vanity’s name is This Isn’t Pointless; AKA This Isn’t Aimless.
Vanity’s name is Painlessness.
Vanity’s name is Gratuitous Gratuity; and I’m Not Giving Anything Away; and Graduated Repayment Plan.
Vanity’s name is Redemption’s Anus; and He Who Believes His Anus Can Speak; AKA the Repulsive Repairman.
Vanity’s name is Still Green; And He Who Has Water in the Eye; and He Who Believes His Anus an Eye; occasionally the Enema’s Enemy.
Vanity’s name is Magnificent Milk.
Vanity’s name is Malicious.
Vanity’s name is the Pink Splotch; sometimes called Can’t Splash.
Vanity’s name is Finger Eclipse; and I’m Always about to Die; AKA Mistrusted Distrust.
Vanity’s name is I Never Vomit; and He Who Cannot Mistake; AKA Bullshit Importer; AKA the Breathing Tube; and I Know What I Saw.
Vanity’s name is the Prescient.
Vanity’s name is the Corpulent Prince; and Got Parsed the Wrong Way; AKA the Self-Serious Horde.
Vanity’s name is the Speaking Phone.
Vanity’s name is More Important; sometimes called Impotent Rage; and I’ll Sleep When I Die; or Marvin Gaye’s Father.
Vanity’s name is Content; and He Whose Fences Moan; and He Who Resolves Resentment in a Pleasing Sigh.
Vanity’s name is Your Drain; sometimes called the Dirty Drain; and I’m Not Beautiful Enough; and I Don’t Have Enough Followers.
Vanity’s name is In Addition To; AKA the Not Only; and I Never Get Lonely; and What You Don’t Get Is.
Vanity’s name is Spurting Compass.
Vanity’s name is Maundering Pig; sometimes called I’m Prettier; or I’m Better; AKA You Can’t Comprehend; AKA You Wouldn’t Understand.
Vanity’s name is We Relate; and the Mesmerizing Clearance Rack; occasionally the Clean Break; occasionally the Final Believer.
Vanity’s name is One Last Kiss; and He Who Cannot Suck the Words Back in His Mouth; AKA Always Sucking.
Vanity’s name is Going Dutch; and Are You Fucking Deaf; and the Ants in My Pants Have Fleas; sometimes called Meek Expressions of Pain.
Vanity’s name is Heavenly Debasement.
Vanity’s name is Still Going Hard; AKA My Thoughts Are Not Real; or My Thoughts Are Real.
Vanity’s name is Incorruptible; AKA the Cardinal Sore; AKA the Lingering Fart; and I’m Already a Ghost; and Perfect for Any Occasion; and Come On Baby Give Me a Smile; AKA Why Am I Not Getting Better.
Vanity’s name is the New Leaf; otherwise called the Half Empty; or I’ll Be Rich as Fuck; and I’d Never Say Something So Stupid; sometimes called For Soon I Shall Be Dead; and the Fool Persisting in His Folly.
Vanity’s name is Unbridled Usefulness.
Vanity’s name is Infinite Loss; sometimes called Swimming with You; or I’m Whispering to Nobody; and Never Fought Dread; and I Can’t Dance; and I’m My Own Right Hand.
Vanity’s name is Self-Hatred’s Muse; AKA the Cheapest Tricks Are Free; occasionally It Ain’t My Fault; and Your Lingering Bitterness; and the Sewn-Shut Eyes.
Vanity’s name is Capital Gains; AKA I Keep What I Touch; AKA the Golden Prick.
Vanity’s name is So Far Away; and He Who Cannot Recognize His Naked Feet; otherwise called the Scribe; and It Wasn’t Me; and It Could Never Be Me; occasionally Fashion’s Tease; or the Wheezing Confession; AKA the Sleazy Confessor; and It Would Never Ever Be Me; and My Glittering Anxiety; AKA the Guttural.
Vanity’s name is Betray.
Vanity’s name is the Disease of Fate; and Fake It till You Make It; sometimes called Home’s Unhomeliness; occasionally No One Will Hear Us; AKA Youth’s Cling; AKA Symbol of Escape; sometimes called Remember Me; or Doesn’t Clean Up after Himself; and It Would Be So Nice; and It Will Never Work.
Vanity’s name is Amnesia; sometimes called My Only Friend.
Vanity’s name is the Sack Full of Sorriness Spilled Open; and the Mistimed Sorry; and the Sorry Smooshed Beneath the Sole; or the Sorry Spatter; AKA Hate’s Fullness; or the Squeezer of Hate.
Vanity’s name is My Bicep’s Tower; and He Who Won’t Carry; sometimes called Continuity Obsession.
Vanity’s name is Still but Barely Functioning; otherwise called My Waning Empathy; AKA You Disgust Me; occasionally Charity.
Vanity’s name is the Punishment of All Footfall.
Vanity’s name is My Beautiful Suffering; and the God of a Godless Kind; and I Have No Story.
Vanity’s name is ALL CAPS; and He Who Writes All Caps.
Vanity’s name is Wilderness; and the Flagellator’s Limp Arm; sometimes called Emotionally Unavailable; or Powerlessness.
Vanity’s name is Swimming in Acedia.
Vanity’s name is So What.
