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🌸🕊️ ᴀ ᴊᴏᴊᴏ sᴇʟғsʜɪᴘ ʙʟᴏɢ! ғᴇᴇʟ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀs ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ! (ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ~!) {18+, no minors!}

[josephpetter]

★ ˗ˏˋ STARBIT || SHE/HER || 18 || GNC BIPOLY ˎˊ˗ ★

Hello! Welcome to my blog. This blog is meant for people who selfship with JJBA characters. Here you can send ICAs(In character asks), Recieve love notes from your f/os, request moodboards/headers/icons/edits of your f/os, etc. Anyone with any kind of f/o is allowed here, even if your f/o is widely disliked! Characters 1-5 only please!

REQUESTS, ASK GAMES (MATCHUPS, LOVE LANGUAGE GUESSING, ETC) OPEN [2/3/2022]

My only real request and DNI is please DNI if you are a discourse account and/or plan to drag me into discourse. It triggers my OCD.

I write for dark content! All dark content will be tagged accordingly, and all content that may need it will have "(thing) cw" or "(thing) tw".

Tags are: Lewdcanons (NSFW hcs), Lewd Post (any NSFW post), Gen Headcanons (general headcanons tag), A Masked Mouse (anon asks), Starbit's Off-Topic Rambles (just anything I say), Ask Game Rollcall (posts where I open myself for ask games), Escapism Tag (personal comfort tag), Stim Vault (stimmy stuff), Aesthetic Painting (aesthetic stuff), Starbit's Re-releases (reblog tag), F/O Loving (F/O positivity, scenarios, etc. Used as a general tag.) All characters get their own funky tag, feel free to ask for your fave's tag!. I tag all kinks, body types, dark content, etc with "(name) cw.". Fluff headcanons and the like are tagged the same as NSFW! Replace lewd with fluff.

[blatterburystreet]

which one?

[daisys-gard3n]

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[josephjoestarhateblog]

Okay here we go might do this a few times hope I get it right: 🌸 and Caesar/Me/Joseph

Caesar would look for every excuse to get you flowers. Sometimes a single rose on your pillow waiting for you to come home. Having a bad day? Here is a bunch of daisies. He was out on errands and came across a florist? You’re getting a beautifully put together bouquet. Flowers remind him of you, how could he not bring them to you?

Joseph doesn’t go as all out but more reserves them for special occasions. And he has a soft spot for roses in my mind. Though depending on the occasion he’ll switch it up. I am a strong believer that it he’s out walking and sees a pretty flower he’ll pick it for you, even if it’s not his garden.

The three of you out together? A picnic perhaps? The both of them are off scouting for wildflowers to shower you with. Tucking them behind your ears or in your hair. Maybe the three of you make daisy chains :)

(I couldn’t pick one picture and I had so many more ideas sorry it’s a little all over the place!)

send me your favorite flower emoji and your ship for some flower fluff 🌸

[josephpetter]

Hey guys if anyone has any good f/o comfort scenarios please please send them in I'm feeling beyond horrible and need some comfort. My OCD is ruthless at the moment.

[passionesmutt-deactivated202208]

What if I wrote a dilf! ciocollata au fic . One where he has a family seperate from Passione . Him, Secco, you , and your baby boy .

[passionesmutt-deactivated202208]

@josephpetter : what if Gwess is Cios daughter ?

Me, pulling out my laptop : say no more

Anyways y’all are getting a cute slice of life fic with baby Gwess

[josephpetter]

I still need to think of a "normal" name Gwess got as a baby before cioccolata was like "actually that's so fucking plain lemme name the kid after something else"

[passionesmutt-deactivated202208]

I’d like to think it was something like Guido and he was like “ nah I know one of those . Now that you’ve come out , we need a new name “

[josephpetter]

LMFAO HE SAID MY KID NEEDS TO BE UNIQUE

[passionesmutt-deactivated202208]

What if I wrote a dilf! ciocollata au fic . One where he has a family seperate from Passione . Him, Secco, you , and your baby boy .

[passionesmutt-deactivated202208]

@josephpetter : what if Gwess is Cios daughter ?

Me, pulling out my laptop : say no more

Anyways y’all are getting a cute slice of life fic with baby Gwess

[josephpetter]

I still need to think of a "normal" name Gwess got as a baby before cioccolata was like "actually that's so fucking plain lemme name the kid after something else"

[josephpetter]

Okay so.

I might have Covid. I probably have it.

So I'm sorry if I'm not active at all, feel free to send stuff in if you still wanna but be aware I may not ever do it or will do it way later.

[josephpetter]

Anything you consider love toward your F/O(s) IS love.

Even if it's not the popular warm cozy butterflies in your stomach or a racing heart, even if you don't feel anything at all for your F/O(s) and choose your love for them. It's still love, and no one can take this from you.

Your love is love, no matter what, and your F/O(s) know you love them. They love you too.

[askcaejo2e]

zzzz

[daisys-gard3n]

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[josephpetter]

To all selfshippers with complex queer identities: Your F/O(s) love you!

If you use neopronouns your F/O(s) will always try and use them correctly!

If you have xenogenders your F/O(s) support you and your gender!

If you hoarde labels to use your F/O(s) will try and learn all they can about your identities!

If you're neurodivergent and neurogendered your F/O(s) will defend you against ableists who try to hurt you!

If you're PNC your F/O(s) think that's so awesome and won't tolerate anyone misgendering you!

Using the SAM to describe your queer identity fascinates your F/O(s)!

Your F/O(s) know there is no cookie cutter way to be queer, and they know your identity as you define it is so valid.

[josephpetter]

Different forms of love for F/Os are beautiful!

Even if you don't get traditional feelings of love for your F/O(s) like butterflies or warm cheeks..

Or if you can't feel love like others at all and choose your own relationship with your F/O(s)...

That love is still love! It's valid, and amazing!

[josephpetter]

Hello everyone! I'm finally back

Sorry for a long wait, I've been having a lot of issues with OCD. I think I'm mostly coming out of it though!

Ask games are back open so if you'd like to have me guess your love language based on your f/os, give you a matchup, etc, feel free to send it in!

[josephpetter]

I'm still around by the way! I'm just a bit overwhelmed and busy lately. I'll be returning soon!

[josephpetter]

Imagine getting eaten out by Jonathan Joestar. Imagine how gently he'll lay you down upon the silk of the blankets upon his bed. Imagine how he'll promise you he wants this, he wants to do this so badly, please let him try, dearest..

Yet his face is all flushed and hot.

Imagine how sweetly he takes off your pants, how eager he is to pull your panties down and get to work.

He's so talented and he hasn't even had practice. Jonathan is a big man, which means a big face and a big mouth. Your entire slit is enveloped by his mouth, his lips opened wide to plant along your cunt, and lavish and stroke his thick tongue along the whole thing and flick at your clit with the tip. With his head stuffed into your crotch, you come to notice it's nearly the size of your thigh if not bigger than it. He's got so much sexual energy he doesn't know how to express, at least without shame, and is such a cute puppy licking and sucking at your cunt and clit. Tell him anything, any direction, and he'll obey to the syllable. Whether you need him to go faster or slower or anything- he'll do it. Talented indeed, but the way he laps at your entrance and dips his tongue in is like a big dog at it's water bowl; and his tongue opens you so wet and wide with it's impressive size for what it is. When you cum and leave his lower face sticky and messy, he'll pull away from your sex to gaze at you from his place at your loins with those big shining puppydog eyes and ask you if you feel satisfied; all while you can see his tongue dart shamefully out from under his kissable lips to lick up excess and taste more of your fluid.

And the entire time, he's rock hard in his pants. His bulge is more than apparent, and the front of the fabric is dark and stained with pre-cum as the material strains against his fat cockhead. All this servicing you has gotten him so very aroused.

[josephpetter]

Announcement:

As of right now, I've had to clear my inbox because of work stress, guilt, etc. I'm very sorry to anyone who had ICAs, matchups, etc. I promise I'll open them and actually do them soon. But I have also closed everything for the time being.

However, I do want to start on what's probably going to be a slow and steady project. An interactive adventure! Where your feedback makes the plot move forward. It'll work simply, I'll post a part of it, you all will select an action from the ones I provide and whatever option is the most selected gets implemented into the story and moves the plot. I'm considering making this a more dark contenty adventure but! Maybe not! Please give me your feedback on what you think I should do or if I should even do it. Thank you.

[josephpetter]

Call me weird for putting out a headcanon no one asked for..

But.

Listen, I need to spread the agenda. Polnareff has a small cock. It has to be, all the fat went to his ass and tits. It's like three inches hard and two inches thick. But he's got full round juicy balls you can fill your mouth with easily; he produces more cum than all of the Crusaders- but his struggle is keeping his tinier cock inside something to ejaculate into it. His dick is uncut and he's got the cutest dewy tip and when he tries to jerk himself off the sliding of his flawless foreskin with his movements is honestly beautiful. Watching that skin cover his tip only to part and expose his glistening tip, wet with pre-cum already, it's really cute.

If you're ever worried, Polnareff is a good lover and is talented with his hands and mouth. If you think he can't satisfy you with such a small cock he's got skilled fingers and tongues at the ready. And he's so enthusiastic to touch you! Give him a chance, won't you? Honestly he'll take anything, but getting to stick his cute little dick inside someone would make him feel so honored. He's mostly gotten over insecurities about size really, but he can still feel kinda hurt about jokes or worfs that go on too long or get too harsh, so if you want to dom him and maybe engage in some small penis humiliation, keep an eye on how he's feeling. You might just wanna make it up to him if you hurt his feelings... I wonder how you can do that?

[josephpetter]

I have decided to open matchups for JJBA! Please feel free to send in things like your gender, sexuality, age, hobbies etc. You can also include things like trauma or the like! Go wild. The more detail you offer the better I can pair you up!