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Seems so fitting for happily ever after, how could I ask for more?

[langste-deactivated20150222]

[totalparksandrec]

[youvebeenchopped]

When your friend is telling you a story and they leave out key gossip

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

I saw a guy with a “Smart Phones Make Dumb People” bumper sticker talking on a Samsung Galaxy as he drove down the highway, and honestly I haven’t seen modern art in motion like that in my entire millennial life

[joshqun]

my iphone, crying and struggling to breathe: p-please! update your software...!

me, forcing my iphone's head back underwater: fuck you

[youre-onto-me]

Thank god it ended up being murder and not tentacle porn

every p!atd fan (via youre-onto-me)

[panicatthedisco]

It’s showtime 🎬  Watch the video for “Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time" 

Get ‘Death Of A Bachelor’ featuring "Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time” on iTunes or listen to the song on Spotify.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

anyone here ever got their tie caught in the sawmill conveyor belt & been dragged towards giant blade? need advice. time is a factor

[onlytwitterpics]

[planetaryryro]

where is dat boi tonight

i hope he is a gentleman

[meladoodle]

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

[just-shower-thoughts]

So much of my time is spent googling acronyms in order to understand the internet

[biodegrade]

[officialjared19]

He died and y'all went to the club anyway????

[lookskindadeadinside]

he would want us to

[heterosecual]

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

[radsturbate]

[sloth-grunge]

“why do humor bloggers even care if people from school find their blog, it’s not like you have anything to hide”

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]