YOU'VE BEEN CHOPPED

Hi, I'm Jordan! Food Network has basically consumed my life. (Ha, food puns.) helpimtrappedinawebsite.tumblr.com

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How come there’s no Beat Bobby Flay cookbook that consists of recipes that made Bobby lose?

[foodnetwork-fandom]

[lesmontwigs]

cuz bobby flay would purchase it to become EVEN STRONGER foolish mortals

[bennychu]

chopped after hours moodboard

[youvebeenchopped]

GUESS WHO STARTED A YOUTUBE CHANNEL FOR SUMMER 2018! My friends and I posted a trailer with videos from the past year or so to summarize what are videos/vlogs will be about! So go watch and subscribe if you want to see mediocre content and lack luster humor :) no but really this is going to be a lot of fun to keep up with and more so just a way for my friends and I to keep a video diary of this awesome time in our lives.

[youvebeenchopped]

Judge : your dish tastes bad

Chef : I had a really rough life

Ted : thank you chef

[mrbenwyatt]

[youvebeenchopped]

chopped: food blogger edition

judge: hello chef what did you make for us today

contestant: Well, when I was a little girl, I used to chase fireflies with my papaw down by the creek. We’d catch them in a jar and cuddle up on the sofa with hot chocolate. Dairy isn’t so good with my tummy now :) and of course Mi’Kay’Leigh has been vegan since she stopped breastfeeding when she was four, so today I have made for you an AMAZING vegan gluten free paleo whole 30 refined sugar free “chocolate” pudding!!! This one’s a keeper, you guys. Even your hubby won't know the difference! ;)

judge: ... this contains none of the basket ingredients

ted: now, leaving a basket ingredient out doesn't necessarily mean you will be chopped -

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I’m in love with the great British bake off

[thesoundofawesome]

This is my personal favorite(so far)

[ironswordandstarshield]

[sissyhiyah]

I must start watching this.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

You give off the same aura as Alex guarnischelli

ive always felt like she’s a high school teacher who believes in me but is continually disappointed by my bad grades anyway. im so scared of her

[themoskabot]

[foodnetwork-fandom]

[cutthroatkitchens]

cutthroat kitchen

“don’t forget the main ingredients”

“don’t bid too much money”

“don’t underestimate the female chefs”

“don’t call your food ‘deconstructed’ or ‘rustic’”

CHEFS:

[youvebeenchopped]

chopped v cutthroat kitchen

judge on chopped: um... im not getting any of that baby grasshopper flavor... it was one of the ingredients you were supposed to use...

judge on cutthroat kitchen: i dont understand...why the fuck did you put baby grasshoppers in this dish

[foodnetworkruinedmylife]

i am dying this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen

[youvebeenchopped]

I wanna make this my desktop wallpaper, my tumblr banner, put a framed version of it on my desk, like I'm just so proud ??

[rnelisdogan]

[foodnetwork-fandom]

#i can relate to scott cause i too dont know what im doing

[scott-conant]

I won’t be going to class today because it’s a national holiday

[youvebeenchopped]

I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself............. lol Chopped: S36 Ep4

[youvebeenchopped]

"So, how are your grades looking this semester?"