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mybodyis-a-nicolascage-deactiva

Oh boy. I've searched high and low for this S&W 586 for over 2 years. And now, I have one.

#smithandwesson #586 #357magnum #walnutgrips #revolver

dedicatedredneck-deactivated201

Reblog if you support the 2nd amendment

bill-11b

spunkyscoffeentoes

Love everyone. But never sell your rifle.

Stop blaming the guns and start taking responsibility for your actions. It's not the government's job to dictate who gets to own a gun and who doesn't. It's yours. Stop playing the political correctness game and take it upon yourself to start telling people that they're too retarded to own a gun. Otherwise we're going to end up like some other inferior nation like England or France who, when faced with a threat, are instructed to bend over and accept their fate. Screw your feelings. This is America and while some radical hadji towelhead made the decision to take 50 innocent lives and meet his 72 raisins in the afterlife, hundreds of millions of gun owners didn't. Don't like what I say? Fight me like the Alpha you wish you were, coward.

#ar15 #guncontrol #assault weapons #body armor #ak47 #glock #glock17 #surefire #tactical

southernsideofme-deactivated201

Snakes caught doing the deed on my front porch. #ihopetheyusedprotection

#snakes #rat snake #mating season #ihopetheyusedprotection

muppetz540-deactivated20251219

…if you have an AK47: -It works though you have never cleaned it. Ever. -You are able to hit the broad side of a barn -Cheap mags are fun to buy. -Your safety can be heard from 300 meters away. -Your rifle comes with a cheap nylon sling -Your bayonet makes a good wire cutter. -You can put a .30" hole through 12" of oak, if you can hit it. -When out of ammo your rifle will nominally pass as a club. -Recoil is manageable, even fun. -Your sight adjustment goes to “10”, and you’ve never bothered moving it. -Your rifle can be used by any two bit nation’s most illiterate conscripts to fight elite forces worldwide. -You paid $350. -You buy cheap ammo by the case. -You can intimidate your foe with the bayonet mounted. -Service life, 50 years. -It’s easier to buy a new rifle when you want to change cartridge sizes. -You can repair your rifle with a big hammer and a swift kick. -You consider it a badge of honor when you get your handguards to burst into flames. -After a long day the range you relax by watching “Red Dawn”. -After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for a stiff shot of Vodka. -You can accessorize you rifle with a new muzzle brake or a nice stock set. -Your rifle’s finish is varnish and paint. -Your wife tolerates your autographed framed picture of Mikhail Kalashnikov. -Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to hold your rifle over your head and shout “Wolverines!” …if you have an M16: -You have $9 per ounce special non-detergent synthetic Teflon infused oil for cleaning. -You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from 600 meters -Cheap mags melt. -You can silently flip off the safety with your finger on the trigger -Your rifle has a 9 point stealth tactical suspension system. -Your bayonet is actually a pretty good steak knife. -You can put one hole in a paper target at 100 meters with 30 rounds. -When out of ammo, your rifle makes a great wiffle bat. -What’s recoil? -Your sight adjustment is incremented in fractions of minute of angle. -Your rifle is used by elite forces worldwide to fight two bit nations’ most illiterate conscripts. -You paid $900. -You lovingly reload precision crafted rounds one by one. -Your foes laugh when you mount your bayonet. -Service life, 40 years. -You can change cartridge sizes with the push of a couple of pins and a new upper. -You can repair your rifle by taking it to a certified gunsmith, it’s under warranty! -You consider it a badge of honor when you shoot a sub-MOA 5 shot group. - After a long day at the range you relax by watching “Blackhawk Down”. -After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for hotdogs and apple pie. -Your rifle’s accessories cost eight times as much as your rifle. -Your rifle’s finish is Teflon and high tech polymers. -Your wife tolerates your autographed framed picture of Eugene Stoner. -Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to clear your house, slicing the pie from room to room. …if you have a Mosin Nagant: -It was last cleaned in Berlin in 1945. -You are able to hit the broad side of a barn…from two counties away. -What’s a mag? -What’s a safety? -Your rifle has dog collars. -Your bayonet is longer than your leg. -You can knock down everyone else’s target with the shock wave of your bullet going downrange. -When out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war club, pike, boat oar, or tent pole -Recoil is often used to relocate shoulders thrown out by the previous shot. -Your sight adjustment goes to 12 miles and you’ve actually tried it. -Your rifle has fought against itself and won every time. -You paid $59.95. -You dig your ammo out of a farmer’s field in Ukraine and it works just fine. -You can bayonet your foe on the other side of the river without leaving the comfort of your fighting hole. -Service life, 100 years, and counting. -You believe no real man would dare risk the ridicule of his friends by suggesting there is anything but 7.62x54r. -If your rifle breaks, you buy a new one. -You consider it a badge of honor when you cycle 5 rounds without the aid of a 2x4. -After a long day at the range you relax by watching “Enemy At The Gates”. -After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for shishkabob. -Your rifle’s accessory is a small tin can with a funny lid, but it’s buried under an apartment building somewhere in Budapest. -Your rifle’s finish is low grade shellac, cosmoline and Olga’s toe nail polish. -You’re not sure there WERE cameras to photograph Sergei Mosin. -Late at night, you sometimes have to fight the urge to dig a fighting trench in the the yard to sleep in.

AK47 vs M16 vs Mosin Nagant (via muppetz540)

hotrodzandpinups

70 Cougar

Mustache game was strong today.

#mustache #tactical #plate carrier #ar15 #multicam #paraclete #nazarene #merica

Neato

#ar15 #aimpoint #surefire #magpul #daniel defense

Kit up

#chest rig #tactical #ak47 #ar15 #plate carrier #body armor #3%#Nazarene

It's obvious that the militia up in Oregon is receiving special treatment because they are mostly white. It's not like there are different protocols for each scenario. I mean, "Tamir Rice was killed within 2 seconds of the cops showing up"... (sarcasm) If this is your argument, you're a race baiting, narcissistic coward. I don't like what's going on in Oregon anymore than the next guy, but when you say that it has everything to do with racism, you're a moron. Maybe it's because I'm a white right-wing male. But you know what? Last time I checked, I don't qualify for financial aid for my Seminary because I am, in fact, white. You can argue all day long that white privilege is rampant in this country, but no one ever told me about it. My dad is a preacher and he's also a son of a preacher who, at nearly 50 years old, has to work 2 full time jobs in addition to his ministry just to get by. Don't tell me that I get much more in life because in white. I don't.

#Oregon #militia #racism #oregonunderattack

Lessons we learn from fighting but use for life: 1. Move. You stop, you die. 2. Make it unfair. Preferably to your advantage. 3. You will collect scars, bruises, and broken bones. 4. Improvise. But plan for everything. 5. A dead hero is worth more than a live coward.

#fighting #life lessons #merica #truth

muppetz540-deactivated20251219

GUN STORE CUSTOMER TO ENGLISH DICTIONARY

CHAPTER ONE - COMMON WORDS AND PHRASES

“I don’t trust polymer guns.” – I am old and new things frighten me.

“I only carry .45” – I have an inferiority complex

“Glock is the only real option. It’s just the best “all around” gun.” – I am the Honda Civic of gun owners.

“Oh yeah I had a USP, but I sold it and got this Taurus PT709” – “I have never even held a USP but I feel the need to justify my shit gun by trashing expensive ones.”

“Ya’ll got shells?” – I need ammunition

“Do it come with a case?” – Does it come with a holster?

“My carry gun is a Ruger Vaquero.” – I value my extravagant sense of style and gunslinger fantasies so much that I am willing to put mine and the lives of my family in danger.

“Semi automatic guns are too complicated. THEY CAN JAM!” – I don’t want to think or put work into defending myself.

“Does it got a beam on it?” – Does it have a laser?

“Guns kind of scare me.” – I want a Ruger LC9 in a fun color.

“I carry a Kimber Pro Covert II – HEY EVERYONE LOOK! I HAVE A KIMBER! I PAID MORE FOR MY GUN THAN YOU DID! HEY YOU! LOOK AT THIS SHIT! THAT’S RIGHT BITCH IT’S A FUCKIN KIMBER!

“I carry a Springfield because it’s a good old AMERICAN brand!” – I either can’t read or have never actually bothered to look at my gun.

“Check it out! It’s the Dirty Harry gun!” – If they are not actually holding a Smith and Wesson Model 29, You do not need to correct them. It has just become synonymous with “This is a Big handgun!”

“I got this Luger at home…” – My gun says 9x19 Luger on the side.

“Choppa” – Semi Automatic - AK-Variant rifle

“I hope I never have to use it.” – I kinda hope I get to use it because I have hero fantasies. But I pretend I don’t so I’ll seem more brooding and deep like some kind of badass warrior poet.

“Do you think you can work with me on the price a little?” – I am interested in the gun but a little haggling never hurt anyone and I might get a better price.

“I’m not paying full price! Knock $300 off that price or I’m not buying it.” - I have gravely overestimated the amount of power I held in this negotiation. And my rudeness has cost me any discount I could have otherwise received.

“I’m not a felon or nothin… but can felons own guns?” – I am a felon. I cannot own guns.

“…back then you could buy a .22 at the hardware store for a NICKEL!” – I’m lonely and things are scary and different now.

“This glock is broken! It wont cycle!” – I’m limp-wristing. But won’t admit it because “I been shootin guns mah whooole life! I aint NEVER had that happen b’fore.

“I carry a Taurus…” – Any weight my opinion carried is now gone.

“Yeah I got a Hi Point. Keep it on my boat.” – Owning a Hi Point is OKAY so long as you’re appropriately ashamed of yourself.

“I stippled my glock!” – I ruined my glock.

“Custom Paint Job!” – Spray Painted.

“I dare them to try and take my guns!” – I will die painfully in a firefight with the ATF/SWAT team while screaming in horrible agony because my Mossberg 500 somehow wasn’t enough to fight the entire federal government.