Mercury

18+ No children. An all purpose blog, anything from TV shows, to comedy, to sex, sports you name it. If i like it I blog it [M 26]

[joshykinzzz]

Would anyone like to control my lovense Max 2 or sync up toys?

[itachis]

KOMI CAN’T COMMUNICATE! ✰ coming october 2021.

[betranscrushthechurch]

Buy most importantly…

[nakedpearl]

[femledlifestyle]

*Sensual FemDom.

[elafant]

reblog if you dont have a bra on

[kalichnikov]

[mspaintly]

[kingjaffejoffer]

Boss shit

[lady-feral]

Literal actual goals

[argumate]

that was intensely satisfying

[sushinfood]

WELL DONE!!!

[jezi-belle]

I watched the first few seconds, said “is this motherfucker actually,” AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY

[beggars-opera]

This is one of those videos that makes you go “Wow, humans sure are a Species, huh”

[teddy-stonehill]

I went to the local aviary today and they had some really mean things to say about owls.

[teddy-stonehill]

[elodieunderglass]

I can confirm that most birds have a detectable amount of wiring behind the eyes - blinking lights and buttons and sliders and frizzy things that spark and chirp and beep. They also have a lot of soul that can communicate with ours because the programming is fairly compatible. Vultures are clever and curious, swans are clear and lawful, chickens have a lot of personality, caged parrots are dissociated and disinherited and frankly worrying, falconry-trained birds of prey are tremendously businesslike.

And owls are absolutely lovely beasts with their own irreplaceable validity. but they are basically stuffed with polyester fiberfill. They have one button, like a child's toy dinosaur that opens and closes its mouth when you press the back of its head. And it isn't even a sophisticated electronic button it's just a lever that rocks back and forth to make the claws open and close. I think they may have actually evolved independently from sponges. Their skulls simply exist to create holes that funnel sound and light, and as a place to hang a giant hinged beak. An owl is just an empty tube like a windchime that the wind whistles through, and you can drop meat down it. They use the meat to generate feathers, and then emit the bones in pressed little packages like those machines that flatten a penny and stamp it with the logo of a theme park. I think that's the gist of it - most birds are electronics of varying levels of sophistication, but owls are just a system of levers and pulleys. No elevator music in those skulls, just the wind echoing through empty caverns of slightly irritating design. Absolutely fantastic.

[tosha-rs]

Guess who's lost almost 40lb in the last year?

It's me, bitches.

[joshykinzzz]

Tosha you’re so fucking hot. Keep it up girl.

[xno-chill-memesx]

🤤

[queerboyfvck]

We’ve kind of discussed stuff where they insinuated that they’d find it hot if someone held their head down while they sucked someone off and I can’t get it out of my head

[cosplaybest]

Model: Alice Cosplay (Instagram) Character: Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil Biohazard)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3_<3

I AM NOW DEAD

[asymbina]

holy sweet Sappho I’m done

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“JUST FUCKIN STEP ON ME”

[o-ceti]

do non americans know that sometimes you’ll just see lifelike human testicles hanging off the back of peoples trucks

[prrb]

non american here! i wish i didnt learn english

[xxtc-96xx]

Celebi's theme is on loop in his head

[funnytwittertweets]

[armoredlovecat]

I'VE BEEN PAINTING AND IT TURNED OUT SO BEAUTIFUL

[that-one-lightning-queen]

@spiritspodcast

[jaubaius]

Tortoise shells have nerve endings and are sensitive to the slightest touch. This tortoise at Badger Run Wildlife Rehab loves to feel her shell scratched, so a kind volunteer made her a scratching device. 

 Credit: Badger Run Wild Rehab / Caters News