[charlesoberonn]

Up Next: Incompetent American Kleptocrat Struggles With The Concept of European Workers Having Rights

[dzamie]

As an American, get his ass Europe

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

[sersi]

WINSTON DUKE Esquire Winter 2022 Cover Shoot

[thunderheadfred]

my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB 

it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…

this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy. 

he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!

[my-i-dont-even-know-mess]

I was just focusing on the fact that you named your cat Barold for the entirety of that post

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[hawkin-byrd]

what is this from

[graceofgosh]

the titanic

[shoujoboy-restart]

[i-am-suffer-deactivated20250822]

The only thing worse than no pockets is fake pockets (because of the betrayal)

[funnytwittertweets]

[expectopatronxm]

The only reason something feels really good, it’s because you didn’t know it before. If you fall in love, it’s because it captures you and sweeps you off your feet.  – Kristen Stewart

[soberscientistlife]

He has an excellent point.

[atombombtom]

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

[atombombtom]

Like literally every time I see Miss Piggy there's a period where I need to readjust to the fact that it's not a person, and I feel that period is getting longer and longer with every instance

[atombombtom]

now all my Youtube recommendations are filled with Miss Piggy interviews. I’m not complaining. Miss Piggy what’s your secret to ageing so graciously

[verytiny]

no offense but wouldn’t it be nice if we were older then we wouldn’t have to wait so long and wouldn’t it be nice to live together in the kind of world where we belong

[luxuys]

[the-trans-dragon]

A girl’s natural habitat is in a bed with many blankets and pillows and it’s inhumane to remove her from her natural habitat

[in-keepingsecrets]

Did you hear about the S.S. Neverender 2, Raiders Of Silent Earth: 3? It feels like a sellout imo? Thoughts?

yeah, i couldn’t afford it last year or this year sadly. idk about sellout, i would def go if i could swing it! seeing all of those bands together would be enough on its own, plus just being surrounded by other coheed nerds, the amory wars experience, all of it seems cool to me

[toocooltobeforgotten]

[good-4-her]