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@verdanda
it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,
soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,
c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,
hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使!okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼!🫢 那可不行哦🙅♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因,然后发现:诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒!😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃,一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒!但不给亲!🤨 怎么会这样昵? 🤷♀️ 原来,亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴! 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人,
y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me
girl help i'm turning 30 in a few days and i've done fuck all with my life
fuck all is a classic 30 year old thing to do. youre right on track
had this locked and loaded all night
Hi. I'm Minnesotan; there has been a lot of focus on my state since the racist 'accusations' of the childcare centers- then the murder of Renee Good- and now the president threatens to literally have a military takeover while our governor does nothing; that isn't even to mention the 'world conquest' that he's going on.
The time for action is now. (Really, it was yesterday, but we'll take whomever comes today.) Here is where you can find places to help in your area (US only):
Immigration Advocates Network is a free national online network that supports legal advocates working on behalf of immigrants' rights.
Find legal providers, social workers, community organizers and others by zip code for support and access to information and resources.
Donate, volunteer, support the system to apply pressure. These resources double as ways to help those that need it.
Below is listed places you can help directly in MN.
Dios Habla Hoy es una iglesia cristiana en Minneapolis que ofrece orientación espiritual, enseñanzas bíblicas y eventos comunitarios en ingl
DHH is a bilingual church in Minneapolis who has been locally a force for good for feeding people, providing shelter, and has local community trust. A majority of their website is in Spanish.
Freedom Regardless of Wealth
MFF states that "we work to end wealth-based detention and power build with community to dismantle the systems that turn poverty into punishment while expanding access to freedom, safety, and dignity for all Minnesotans."
Ending isolation by visiting and supporting people detained by ICE
Conversations With Friends is supposedly the organization that organized the pickup of released detainees seen in this Don Lemon video, it is not confirmed but their main goal is to support detainees by giving them someone physically by their side. It is not in the Twin Cities area but rather southern Minnesota- which has been quietly been infiltrated by ICE.
If you know of any other Minnesotan agencies to volunteer, help, please link more below.
Lastly, as a Minnesotan:
The protests are working. Nobody wants to be an ICE agent. They are struggling to hire even after lowering their standards. We are at the first stage of fascism. But we can stop it from going any further.
There is hope- I have seen an indescribable amount of goodwill and humanity. People inviting others strangers into their home to protect them. Handing out hand warmers at protests. Doing food runs for people afraid to leave their houses. It is not the time to cower. We have strength in numbers.
Stay safe, stay smart, fuck ICE and free Palestine.
nouvelle copypasta française vient de drop
translation for the english speakers:
"yesterday. the youth. they'd rather go to the JAPAN🇯🇵 expo. rather than celebrate our national holiday. our great and beautiful country. they buy. yaoi. yes you heard me right. yaoi. on the 14th of july our great nation's national holiday. on that day they buy yaoi."
When someone tells me I look tired I don't get offended I'm like thank you for noticing my anguish
#myanguish
May we have a transcription for y’all’d’ve?
i say it [ˈjɑl dv̩]
What about y'all'd've'd? (you all would have had)
that's too many, put one back
(i wouldn't necessarily contract "had" into the whole thing, but my [v̩] would just become a schwa, resulting in something like "y'all'd'a'had")
OP you can't leave these in the tags, smattawitchoo
sir yalldahad's questing takes him to the tower of babel
Zoom in on every page of this legendary illuminated manuscript.
BOOK OF KELLS BOOK OF KELLS BOOK OF KELLS BOOK OF KELLS
03. queen(s) @merlinktober
i'm making a collection
september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together
in november I'm getting my shit together
I made a gif version!!!! for all your frogress bar needs
@lisxdumbr excuse me as I borrow your tag for a moment, cause we're onto something.
Rent-lowering gunshots aside, I think this highlights a pretty fundamental quality to tumblr memes, which is they're meant to be fun, not funny.
Most Goncharov content aren't funny. They don't make you laugh as an audience. In fact, there's some serious and awe inspiring quality fanarts, music, fanfics, and analysis on a non-existing flim. It's not about making the funniest joke, it's about having fun making the joke.
Tumblr memes aren't meant to entertain a passive audience. The entertainment value is in the participation. And this quality is present in a lot of long-form tumblr memes. Colour theory, urban gothic (short lived but glorious), hawkeye initiative (short lived but glorious), making shitpost arguments into shakespeare, @theshitpostcalligrapher (excuse the tag) and other shitpost calligraphy. A lot of these memes are about taking silly things seriously. And even passively reblogging these memes are about participation. "I can take this seriously too." Or, in Goncharov's case, "yeah I'll help collectively gaslight the internet".
Another big part about sharing it isn't about how funny the joke is, but how impress you are with the effort. As an audience you can feel the love artists/musicians/writers put into their Goncharov fanwork, and can't help but have respect.
This same logic goes for how coffeeshop fics are fun to write, but they aren't funny. The charm for the reader is that someone loved these characters as much as you did.
In contrast, when you look at viral tweets, they're often one-shots. They're very funny and witty but you don't tend to get the same degree of repetition and variations. Because twitter is built for consumption and snappier participation, and the increasingly algorithm-driven navigation makes content more competitive, which means quality lies in individual tweets, and not in the whole phenomenon.
tldr; Tumblr memes/jokes are about how fun they are to make/share. Twitter jokes are about how fun they are to consume.
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I saw some weird ass conspiracy video thing today of like 'we were never meant to have access to yeast, that was cultivated in a lab and it harms us' bullshit and I was like well first off there's no such thing as 'meant to' and second of all um? the long history of acquiring yeast from beer foam stretching so far back ??????
....you can acquire yeast FROM THE AIR.
If you want to make sourdough started from scratch, the process is 'mix water, flour, and maybe sugar if you've got it, then WHIP IN AS MUCH AIR AS YOU CAN' and let it sit. And this works. Because there's yeast there. In the air.
Not only is there yeast in the air, it's on a bunch of fruits, too. Ever rubbed a blueberry, plum, or grape, and it was slightly darker underneath? That thin film is wild yeasts. There is also yeasts that live on human skin (and not just pathogenic ones!). We are never without yeasts.
You do not have access to yeast; yeast has access to you.