official musician compatibility
orchestra
1st violins: compatible with other first violins (to maintain the pure blood) and principle cello
2nd violins: compatible with violas because youāre both basically the same thing anyway. not compatible with other seconds because youāre just such awkward peopleĀ
violas: compatible only with other violas so you donāt infect the others with your viola cooties
cellos: compatible with pretty much anyone, but only if youāre first or second stand
basses: compatible with everyone at the same time because youāre generally attractive people just saying
band
flutes: compatible with clarinets and kazoos, and also first violins because youāre both the only people who can read ledger lines in treble clef really well
piccolos: only works with the oboe, because both of your instruments can really hurt to listen to
oboes: compatible with clarinets, but only if gay
clarinets: compatible with flutes, and with oboe because you share the bond of having people mistake your instrument for the other
bassoons: youāre kind of awkward people, but trumpet players (and traitorous second violins) find it endearing so thereās that
horns (french, english, and car): compatible with trumpet and trombone
trumpets: could actually be compatible with first violins if they werenāt so snooty
trombones: compatible with tuba just because the average person doesnāt know the difference between the two anyway
tuba (singular because what band would want multiple tubas): could be in a relationship with other under-appreciated instruments, like the bassoon, bass, kazoo, and viola
euphonium: lol did you think I would actually talk about this instrument
percussion: the sluts of the musical world. could get anyone they wanted to
choir
pretty much everyone in choir is gay, so just keep that in mind and go nuts
*other instruments like harp, piano, and guitar are forever alone
*mingling between band and orchestra, orchestra and choir, choir and band is a sin but sin is okay as long as no one knows about it


























