JoshzeCellist

Just a gay guy who loves classical music, his cello, bears 😉 and a whole bunch of other things.

[classical-crap]

official musician compatibility

orchestra

1st violins: compatible with other first violins (to maintain the pure blood) and principle cello

2nd violins: compatible with violas because you’re both basically the same thing anyway. not compatible with other seconds because you’re just such awkward people 

violas: compatible only with other violas so you don’t infect the others with your viola cooties

cellos: compatible with pretty much anyone, but only if you’re first or second stand

basses: compatible with everyone at the same time because you’re generally attractive people just saying

band

flutes: compatible with clarinets and kazoos, and also first violins because you’re both the only people who can read ledger lines in treble clef really well

piccolos: only works with the oboe, because both of your instruments can really hurt to listen to

oboes: compatible with clarinets, but only if gay

clarinets: compatible with flutes, and with oboe because you share the bond of having people mistake your instrument for the other

bassoons: you’re kind of awkward people, but trumpet players (and traitorous second violins) find it endearing so there’s that

horns (french, english, and car): compatible with trumpet and trombone

trumpets: could actually be compatible with first violins if they weren’t so snooty

trombones: compatible with tuba just because the average person doesn’t know the difference between the two anyway

tuba (singular because what band would want multiple tubas): could be in a relationship with other under-appreciated instruments, like the bassoon, bass, kazoo, and viola

euphonium: lol did you think I would actually talk about this instrument

percussion: the sluts of the musical world. could get anyone they wanted to

choir

pretty much everyone in choir is gay, so just keep that in mind and go nuts

*other instruments like harp, piano, and guitar are forever alone

*mingling between band and orchestra, orchestra and choir, choir and band is a sin but sin is okay as long as no one knows about it

[keena-kapu]

Do you ever hear someone say something about your field of interest that is wrong and you have to stop yourself from physically cringing but you gotta stay strong and cool cause you don’t wanna be ‘That NerdTM’?

[keena-kapu]

there is no deep meaning to this, this is when I see people refering to Excalibur as “The Sword in The Stone”

[whitestarrussian]

Wait I though the sword in the stone is Excalibur. What is it then?

[keena-kapu]

The Sword in the Stone is Caliburn, and was the way be became king. Excalibur was the sword given to him by the Lady of the Lake after he broke Caliburn fighting King Pellinore.

[tragicwolves17]

I have been educated today and I appreciate it

[sapphireswimming]

someone: and then he pulled Excalibur out of The Stone -

everyone who has read this post, starting now:

[otherwindow]

tbh

[frozen-felix]

[vergeangst]

Why can’t I stop watching this

[vergeangst]

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

[xxfluffypandazxx]

He l p m e

[vergeangst]

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

[mizar113]

Hitchin a ride

[kedreeva]

I have said this before and I will say it again, birds are made entirely of hubris and spite, and absolutely do not care what they’re not supposed to do.

[catchymemes]

9 year old kept getting in trouble for doodling in classs, gets a job decorating a restaurant with his doodles

They sent Joe to an after-school art class and his artistic abilities were quickly noticed by those around him. In fact, Joe was invited to decorate the dining room of the ‘Number 4’ restaurant in Shrewsbury, England. Now, Joe is known as The Doodle Boy and has his own website, as well as social media pages showing off his awesome art.

https://www.instagram.com/thedoodleboy.co.uk/

https://www.facebook.com/thedoodleboy.co.uk/

https://www.thedoodleboy.co.uk/

https://www.boredpanda.com/doodle-boy-decorates-restaurant-joe-whale/

[isa-ghost]

As someone who used to constantly get bitched at in class for drawing bc ““I wasnt paying attention”“ when in fact it was helping me stay focused, this gives me hope. Suck it teacher.

[obviouslypancakes]

I like his style, this is really cool :D

[bad-kat-deactivated20211227]

you go you funky little artist!

[savagebeastrecords]

[midwest-merman-deactivated20210]

Gays are like rescue dogs.

[justhavetofeelthewaves]

Explain...?

[midwest-merman-deactivated20210]

Anxiety

[lontra-ohiensis]

We both get taken home by a middle-aged couple looking for something new to reignite their broken relationship

[blacktwitterfunny]

[thethingsifindfunny]

my uncle sent me BAD essential oils

[lvl99catpriest]

I am screaming

[that-twink-over-there]

Noooooooo 😂

[canisbeta]

[accessiblecoldtimes]

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

[redpaperowl]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

[veerletakino]

~woo~

[luumia]

Me: Can my game PLEASE stop lagging and stuttering for the love of god I’ve cleaned out my mods folder, the cache and everything possi-

My game:

[mitski-miyawakis]

the fact that this person edited the gif to lag

[xxxtictacion]

I honestly thought it was my awful Internet doing that

[megaceros]

[thegreenpea]

Sequel to this

[shittymoviedetails]

The curious case of Benjamin Button (2008)

[startboii]

Sam Alex and Clover ready for the action

[n-yks]

Hate!

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Love!

[gayjigglypuff]

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

[howmanyarms-deactivated20131217]

this made my day its so adorable

[wild-west-wind]

This reminds me of one of my favorite conservation stories!!

When they were trying to bring Puffins back to islands on the US east coast they decided to do so with dummies. Puffins are very social, and as a result would want to land on islands that already have puffins. The dummies looked real from a distance, but were seriously lacking up close, held up by a single peg. Puffins, being social and wanting to fit in, followed suit:

[creamcookiekat]

@wetwasteofagirl

[talkgentlytome]

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

[vvillowenna]

If you thought “hm those styles of art AND speech seem very familiar,” you are right because it is the same person that did these