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I know I shit on this man a lot, but his brother was kind of interesting??? in a macabre way???

- he owned 275 human skulls, which was the largest colevtion in America at the time

so thats?? cool?? ig??

#american history #josiah harlan #quakers #pathology #human skulls #bone collecting #weirdo #idk what was in that Pennsylvania water

Shuja (an ousted afgan king): What do you want in return for helping me retake my throne?

Josiah (a random white guy): To rule with you as your visir

Shuja: ...

Shujas Visir: ...

Shuja: ...

Josiah: ...

Shuja: yeah, alright

The Prince of Ghor: Will you teach my tribe western military tactics please?

Josiah: I don't know...

The Prince of Ghor: You can have my job

Josiah (now the Prince of Ghor): yes

#american history #josiah harlan #Ghor #like wtf #history #just causally give a random white guy your throne

A Poem by Josiah Harlan:

How sweet that rose in form so fair and how its fragrance scents the air, with dew or spread as early as morn, I grasped it but I grasped a thorn.

How strange thought I so fair a flower, fit ornament for lady's bower, emblem of love in beautiful form should in its breast conceal a thorn..

(written when the love of his life had the audacity to marry another man after Josiah left for over a year)

#josiah harlan #history #american history #bad poetry #heartbreak #but like it's your fault so get over it #he never did #he was in love with her for the rest of his life

What if, and hear me out on this one, what if we DIDN'T go wandering through Afghanistan bc an ousted war lord asked us to.

just a thought

#american history #josiah harlan #quakers #Prince of Gore #dumbass men

This man propssed to a woman after like, 2 weeks and then left the country for a year and had the BALLS to be surprised she married someone else

#and then he wrote sad poetry about her for YEARS #american history #josiah harlan #quakers #fuck this guy

Josiah:I am an AMERIAN goddammit it

Also Josiah: I'm gonna join the british army bc I can... as medic... bc I have medical training... totally.. yeaaaah

#american history #quakers #josiah harlan #fuck his citizenship ig

Josiah, probably high as shit: You know whats a great idea?

Some poor fellow traveler: no??

Josiah: Impersinating a holy man for a religion I don't practice

Poor traveler: ...

Josiah: ...

Josiah: Imma do it

#josiah harlan #american history #quakers #whirling durvish #why is there no tag for that #I seriously hate this guy #fr

I ligit forgot I made this 😂

but fr fuck that guy

#history #oops i forgot #josiah harlan #fuck this guy #american history #quakers

Jefferson Davis: Do you know what America needs?

Jefferson Davis: Camels

Congress:...

The American Public:...

Josiah Harlan: I know a guy

#camels in phillidalphia #honestly what a power move #it was obviously not a success #american history #quakers #jefferson davis #josiah harlan

Josiah Harlan is the worst Quaker to ever Quaker.

#Josiah Harlan #Honestly Quakers deserved better #he only cared about being a quaker when others drank in front of him #war?#Violence?#Nah fam that's all chill #but alcohol?#he could never

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