retired from sad

josie | 26 | she/her | minors dni

[drenched-in-sunlight]

Waterfalls tearing you apart

What the hell are we doing now?

[gunkreads]

Others have said this but THEEEEE funniest scene in Nona the Ninth is when Nona says "I don't like redheads" and everyone fucking panics

[eggtempest]

comic sans

[junkfoodcinemas]

JASON X (2001) dir. James Isaac

[groake]

only 16 days left of hockey

[groake]

only 15 days left of hockey

[groake]

ONLY 14 days left of hockey

[calm-before-the]

the fucking

kittycat

[gearfr3ak]

— Shadow the Hedgehog Graphics ꒱ 

f2u w/ credit 𖤐 rqed by anon

[inkstaindusk]

knight/lord ships are like. what if i would die for you. what if i wanted you to live for me. what if i wanted to touch you but could only be satisfied with being near you. what if i could touch you but only through the safety of our gloves. what if i couldn’t stop thinking about you right next to me. what if i bloodied my hands for you and never looked back at the wreckage. what then

[inkstaindusk]

what if i wasn’t allowed to love you. what if i loved you anyway. what if you knew and i knew but we wouldn’t dare to take that step. what if we made meaningful eye contact as i knelt at your feet and devoted my whole being to you. what if i whispered your name for only you to hear

[inkstaindusk]

“my lord” is actually something that can be so personal

[inkstaindusk]

what if i said “my lord” but i actually meant “my love”

[qthewhatever]

@canisalbus

[iavenjqasdf-deactivated20240911]

ACAB does NOT include the Virtua City PD! BACK THE SEGA BLUE, and brave officers like Sgt. @josiecakez

[ir-dr]

Day 3574 - 27 November 2023

💻

.//projectTiGER

[rhubarbes]

Tetsurō Kasahara 

[shibaleeart]

See me personally, if a girl had me in a leg lock like this, WE DOING MORE THAN KISSING

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

a halfling adventurers favorite musician would probably be elden john or ancient thug

[betty-burnout]

another banger from dril

[saints-who-never-existed]

“In the war film, a soldier can hold his buddy—as long as his buddy is dying on the battlefield. In the western, Butch Cassidy can wash the Sundance Kid’s naked flesh—as long as it is wounded. In the boxing film, a trainer can rub the well-developed torso and sinewy back of his protege—as long as it is bruised. In the crime film, a mob lieutenant can embrace his boss like a lover—as long as he is riddled with bullets. 

Violence makes the homo-eroticism of many “male” genres invisible; it is a structural mechanism of plausible deniability.”

–Tarantino’s Incarnational Theology: Reservoir Dogs, Crucifixions, and Spectacular Violence. Kent L. Brintnall.

[lmaonade]

jrpg fans be like it gets really good 30 hours in. and mmo fans be like it gets really good 9000 hours in . and hamburger fans be like, it gets good at the first bite

[ryo-maybe]

Get yourself a robot who can’t do her sums. Get yourself a robot who is a fucking dumbass

[molsno]

good luck!