Why Jotaro Kujoh Would Beat Anakin Skywalker Ass
Both of them have daddy issues, anger issues, trauma , strained relationships with they daughters, get divorced, and die at like 40 years old
I’m finna tell you why Jotaro Kujoh would beat Anakin Skywalker ass tho
We gotta discuss the respective swag first because that’s important. Here is Jotaro before his death and here’s anakin before his
You really gon tell me that Anakin “Darth vader” Skywalker can beat a mf who hat is basically fused wit his hair? No.
You telling me vader can beat the man who go out in public with tight snakeskin pants that are identical to his snakeskin boots? No..
Anakin loses his mom and cries then betrays all his people for a woman he ends up murdering.
Jotaro Kujoh literally have a crazy vampire man who’s highjacked his dead great great great grandpa’s body neck down put a hit out on his mom and he has to travel around the world to kill the vampire who kills like 2-3 of his friends.
You put Jotaro Kujoh on tattooine and he’s saving his mom. You put Anakin Skywalker up against Dio Brando and he folding.
Jotaro don’t even turn evil after losing his friends like that. Jotaro gets a marine biology degree and does his thesis paper while a serial killer running around his region.
Dude completes college while dealing with so much bullshit. Anakin can’t even fight a lil war and be a Jedi master.
Anakin skywalker has one bad dream and folds.
Jotaro Kujoh WOULD NEVER fold to any of his enemies. He knew that Dio Brando was an opp and he ain’t beg for his help. He beat Dio Brando ass and slid for his friends and mama. Dawg slid for Jonathan too. Dawg slid for his whole lineage
Imagine if Jotaro Kujoh begged Dio Brando to lift the curse on his mom in exchange for him being Dio’s lil goon like Anakin did with Sidious.
Nah, like dude ain’t even the chosen one, he just slid for Kakyoin, Iggy, and Avdol. He saved his mom because he ain’t fold
Jotaro is about action. He don’t talk he just do shit.
Anakin Skywalker see the man who literally apart of the Order he was once against, the man who orchestrated the deaths of thousands of people he lived with for a decade, and killed a peer right in front of him and just joined him.
Jotaro would have killed Sidious right there, no questions asked. Anakin would have begged Dio to stop, maybe even joined up with him to learn Dio’s power and get him to save Padme.
Jotaro is a Stand user. That means Vader wouldn’t even see Star Platinum. Vader finna see Jotaro’s swag, be shocked and confused as to how tf his hat blends into his hair and that’s when Jotaro hits him with the thousand punches per second.
Vader lightsaber and force powers aint gon do shit to hurt the Stand so unless he get at Jotaro before the punches come out then it’s donezo for Vader.
That all a bitch gotta say about this. Y’all can disagree but this why I know who the fuck would win in combat
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