Jota! A Bug Expert

Hello! I am Jota, the Bug type expert of Alola, a Bug maniac even. (Note: This is a Pokemon Irl blog so yeah p much every post is Unreality, sorry if u stumble into this and not notice, note i am also under 18, so please.)

[jotabug]

Alola! I'm Jota, I'm 24 and the Bug 'Gym Leader' of Po Town, nothin' official though, the League is yet to be fully estabilished after all.

I live and help a lot Po Town ever since Team Skull left, I've done the Island Trials of Ula'Ula but never left. I also have an overwhelming amount of Buginium Z, help. Everyone helping at the town and gym are very nice and awesome, and special shoutouts to my two best buds Erre and Deh.

My team consists of Aran the Araquanid, CRUSHER the Durant, Wain the Beedrill, Belo the Ribombee, Pedro the Crustle and Honn the Pinsir.

OOC Info under the cut.

// Hello! Pelipper Mail is mostly on for Jota (though he doesn't know how to use it due to Lore Reasons) and Magic Anons/Pelipper Malice/That typa thing is off. He's mostly a chill dude but even though he never actually was a part of Team Skull he very much sympathizes with them, so he has a hatred for Aether Paradise and in general a bit of the rebel behavior, even if he mostly hides it.

//In the canon where he's at, Team Skull after disbanding left Po Town, which is when Jota and his buddies moved in, so even after a bit more than half a decade the town is still recovering from being the hideout.

//Keep in mind also, I am a minor even if Jota's a young adult, so no NSFW stuff.

[ryebreadedd]

i find it literally criminal that grubbin doesnt get the same attention snom has. lets fix that together.

[pharmamon]

So. One of my coworkers got fired recently. I just found out why.

They were feeding cytotoxic ("cell-killing") drugs to their Muk.

Not that unusual - Muk are often used for trash disposal here in Alola, and it makes sense to completely destroy potentially toxic pills that can no longer be used.

Unfortunately, this misinformed idiot was stealing perfectly good unused cytotoxic drugs to feed to their muk.

Apparently they'd heard that it was good for Muk's health, and could have similar effects to X-items?? Regardless, stealing from your workplace is stupid, and stealing closely monitored and potentially deadly drugs is much stupider. If they'd asked for expired stock or something, my boss honestly probably would have given it to them without a second thought.

[karps-pies-and-sitrus]

maggies list of cool bug types

in no particular order

ur probably thinking right now "holy fuck that guy looks scary". but u have been played by the master trickster maskerain.

whats that purple thing. its castcoon. always looks pissed off and spiky. fuckin cool.

its name is grubbin which is also a verb. "grubbin is grubbin" is a sentence u can say. also he waddles around lmao.

hes made of metal and can rip u to shreds with his big teeth. scariest part? he works in groups. durant is an expert on teamwork n friendship n eviscerating his enemies.

this is volbeet he glows in the dark. "wtf thats awesome" ur probably saying and it is.

yhea venispede is fuckin. red. what about it.

big fuckin rock on the back like an actual legend

tip me over and pour me put lookin ass. but hes got a knight helmet i guess which is kinda sick

theres 3 types of bury. grass goober. sandy ass. and the best one of course trash lord.

let me know what type i should find cool guys for next

[jotabug]

Ah hello Jota, it's been a while since we spoke! Are you well? Any updates on that strange Berry you came into possession of a time ago?

Doin' pretty well! Had to deal with some problems around the town but nothin' really too noteworthy. Unfortunately don't think i got much out of it after that, pretty good berry tho! Everyone else says its either too sweet or too bitter, but for me's just the right amount

[jotabug]

BRUH WHY IS THIS BERRY STUPIDLY SWEET 😭😭😭😭😭

Oh i thought ya said ya didnt want a sour berry?

[rocketryu]

Pelipper Mail! A very very very VERY delicious looking, enormous berry! It even glows!

( @jotabug )

Jota i swear if this is super sour I will find you

[jotabug]

I'd be delighted to see ya, kid!

[rocketryu]

somebody bully my ass for something I'm bored as shit

[rocketryu]

JOTA YOU CANT JUST DROP THIS IN THE TAGS AND RUN

[jotabug]

Alola kid, how's it been? Any new developments? Got wayyy too busy and haven't really been able to check on whatever type of crazy stuff been goin' on.

[rocketryu]

Got electrocuted by an oversized ball, almost died, got kidnapped by a Zoroark, and now I have a pack of Zorua following me.

Also evolution stones are tasty you should try them 😋

Other than that I am alive and okay

[jotabug]

Id rather fistfight another Haxorus than eat an evolution stone. Anyways glad to see you have a bunch of little critters, and of course even gladder to see you alive

I should send you another super bitter berry jyice and see who around you tastes it first

[rocketryu]

Why are you so mean and wanting to send me sour stuff 😭😭😭😭😭

[jotabug]

I mostly joke, but your reaction was really funny and you definitely had it comin'

[rocketryu]

somebody bully my ass for something I'm bored as shit

[rocketryu]

JOTA YOU CANT JUST DROP THIS IN THE TAGS AND RUN

[jotabug]

Alola kid, how's it been? Any new developments? Got wayyy too busy and haven't really been able to check on whatever type of crazy stuff been goin' on.

[rocketryu]

Got electrocuted by an oversized ball, almost died, got kidnapped by a Zoroark, and now I have a pack of Zorua following me.

Also evolution stones are tasty you should try them 😋

Other than that I am alive and okay

[jotabug]

Id rather fistfight another Haxorus than eat an evolution stone. Anyways glad to see you have a bunch of little critters, and of course even gladder to see you alive

I should send you another super bitter berry jyice and see who around you tastes it first

[rocketryu]

somebody bully my ass for something I'm bored as shit

[rocketryu]

JOTA YOU CANT JUST DROP THIS IN THE TAGS AND RUN

[jotabug]

Alola kid, how's it been? Any new developments? Got wayyy too busy and haven't really been able to check on whatever type of crazy stuff been goin' on.

[rocketryu]

somebody bully my ass for something I'm bored as shit

[jotabug]

Trick or Treat!

[You see a rather happy Gengar holding a large candy bucket, wearing a Mimikyu costume. In the distance, an Eternatus hovers ominously—though seemed too shy to come up to the door.]

— @luxios-chaotic-fucking-pokemon

Huh? How'd you get here little guy? Eh, its fine. I don't got much candy since people don't tend to visit for trick-or-treatin' but this should do! Three for you, three for your... friend? It's a Berry! Safe for pokemon and people all alike, tastes like if the word "wow" had a taste!

[jotabug]

Venomoth - What calls your attention like a moth to a flame?

Scyther | Scizor - Do you consider yourself efficient at what you do?

Pinsir - Do you consider yourself brutal at what you do?

Ledian - What is the strongest pokemon you think you could best in a fist fight?

Okay damn thats a lotta questions!

Venomoth - Bug types, when I was a small kid a buzzwole popped up nearby and it took, so much, for my family to stop me from going to it.

Scyther | Scizor - I'd say I'm pretty good at the whole battlin' thing, I got a routine and all that I follow, so I'd call myself efficient.

Pinsir - I mean, sometimes I think maybe I can get too carried away with winnin', usually only happens if my challenger is a real prick tho.

Ledian - Scolipede.

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

Z moves are like special moves you can do if you use a special crystal and do a little dance with your Pokémon! Not entirely sure if the dance is necessary for the move to activate, but people do it anyways, it’s fun.

i can do unique little dances with my pokemon without crystals you are not special

[jotabug]

True! But one must understand doing so with a crystal means that you get to do a dance with enough power to kill multiple people (if you suck at restraining your pokemons power anyways)

[tyako89]

[jotabug]

gentle - favorite flower/plant?

Ive grown to like this stupid bulu berry, it still sucks and does nothing but its a cool thing to show.

[jotabug]

rash - have you ever lost your cool before? if so, when?

Probably that one time i ran to the ruins of abundance without tellin' anyone.