The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
macklin celebrini has autism

No title available
I'd rather be in outer space šø
noise dept.

No title available

gracie abrams
Sweet Seals For You, Always

PR's Tumblrdome
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
sheepfilms
occasionally subtle
Claire Keane
cherry valley forever

@theartofmadeline
Fai_Ryy
Show & Tell
almost home
ojovivo

seen from India
seen from Malaysia
seen from Italy
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from T1

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Maldives
@jothebeetle
The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened
I will lie, cheat, and scam if it means getting out of a conversation I don't wanna be in. My sense of ethical behavior vanishes entirely when I want ppl to stop talking to me. One time I pretended not to know what Egypt was so they'd stop talking to me about their vacation plans
come home the kids miss you (miss ur talented writing) (take ur time, you cant rush greatness)
aw man :( thank u. iāve been bogged down by my side hustle (university) as of late, but i have a couple of wips waiting for me⦠i should return by the end of the week! <33
genuinely i donāt think itās possible to easily explain the explicit part of online friendships to people who donāt Understand. i donāt mean like, explicit in the sense of āoh youāre sextingā or whatever. no. i mean when you and your friend start gleefully making up explicit sexual scenarios for your shared blorbos and you get giddier and giddier as you add more detail and youāll be grinning at your screen as you type away at mach speeds. and itās entirely nonsexual in an interpersonal sense, youāre not really getting Into it, but ohhhhh itās soooooo fun and satisfying. and you can NEVER tell someone who doesnāt also do this that your mood is actively improved like fivefold because you and your friend played Sexual Tuoys together because theyāll go āwhat the FUCK.ā
I need either affection or attention or a baseball bat to the temple. Whichever happens first
Helloooo I donāt have an ao3 account but I just read your bodyswap hr fic for the.. third time?? I think?? And wowowowowww I love it
Fave detail is defo Hayden figuring it out and āI came here legally šā gets me every timeeeee
The whole thing is so hot and funny and sweet, makes me smile every time I read it so thank you for writing it!!
Ok bye bye have an awesome day āš»
this is so sweet :ā) writing the bodyswap fic with @weteddie was a freaking trip. if i remember correctly we wrote it in one sitting, sustaining our momentum by eating toasties and frozen sweet corn. thank you so much for reading it! <3
MANNNNN IāM IN LOVE WITH YOUUUUUU KEEP FEEDING ME
LMFAOO WILL DO MAESTRO!!! I LOVE YOU TOO, WHOEVER YOU ARE!
[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]
Just you, Captain.
9-1-1, S09E15, Pick Your Poison
hi !! i had to stalk you down on tumblr to let you know that Loving This Body is so addictive i am in awe š i can't believe it was written by 2 people, it flows so amazingly well. all of the details are perfect, especially how they discover so much about each other just thru their phones, and it was so beautiful to see them so much closer and mutually in love at the end š„² i fear this is going to be the start of me reading everything you and cj have ever written š¤
oh my goodness aaah! thank you so much š iām so glad you enjoyed it! cj and i are currently on a 9-1-1 kick but rest assured we will be returning to HR soon⦠<3
how did you and cj meet!! i love yāalls frienship & content! read an authorās note where you said you had written for 18 hours that day and i am in AWE and also begging for a How To Write That Much For Dummies book
hi omg!! itās a LONG story but iād actually only talked to cj over the phone twice before i flew 30 hours across the world to see him. because iām crazy. ahshshs no but i had a Lot going on in my life and needed to get away, so i asked my (then) barely-acquaintance if i could come visit. 2 trains, 3 flights, and a taxi later i was literally as far away as i could be from home.
within the first hour of meeting cj, heād made me laugh so hard i legitimately started crying. i hadnāt slept in 24 hours. i was So Hungry. we tentatively approached the idea of writing together, pulled our laptops out, and just like that, an alliance was formed.
(he fed me first.)
(heās such an incredibly generous person. and heās SO FUNNY. donāt ever let him tell u heās not.)
we basically hunkered down. it turned out we think similarly enough to read each otherās minds, and differently enough to spark delight with every proposed, half-coherent idea we tossed out. we knew exactly how to communicate our thoughts to maximise efficiency. like, holy shit we wrote fast. 20k in one sitting fast. bananas. we had SO many bits going. and everything we posted performed pretty well, so we kept at it. and now weāre working on an original project (!!).
our biggest asset was, of course, time. we had two weeks to lock in and do whatever we wanted ā so we chose to make our main focus writing. so! cliche, but my advice is: keep at it! and read as much as you can! write down phrases that make you feel something (examine them, figure out WHY they evoke the emotion they do), get yourself a usage dictionary(!!!), and alternate between fan fiction and published literature. donāt stick to one medium (aka donāt neglect your other hobbies)ā if you like music, drawing, photography ā do that too! so much inspiration can be found in simply experiencing your life. most importantly, let yourself have fun before you criticise your work.
and sometimes, if youāre lucky, youāll find someone like-minded to write with :D
in between visiting cj and returning home, weāve grown so close. i consider him one of my closest friends. my lover but not⦠a true queer alliance⦠weāve captained a boat together, sang Loudly and Badly on the same couch, watched heated rivalry with slack jaws⦠itās safe to say i will be making the 30 hour commute to see him again as soon as i can.
thanks for asking!!! i love talking about cj. heās the best <3
@weteddie MUAW
Jimi Hendrix in London, 1966
he loves shane so beautifully
eddie diaz is my favourite guy in the whole wide world. single dad. army medic. divorced. rizzless. chronic fumbler. hopeless romantic. ass to waist ratio of 3:1. colossal failure of a man. most competent guy in the room. makes terrible impulse financial decisions. coolest chillest guy youll ever meet. anxious neurotic cringefail loser. eats pussy like a champ. has dated a grand total of three and a half women in the 30-something years hes been alive. hasnt had sex in over a year now despite the fact that not fucking leaves him too pent up to function. doesnt believe in ghosts in a world where ghosts are canonically real. catholic who doesnt believe in god. undeniably cursed but doesnt believe in curses. everyone in the whole wide world thinks hes gay but he is oblivious to this. joined an underground fight club. worked as an uber driver. hates his therapist. was a teenage ballroom dance champion who couldve gone pro. undiagnosed for every mood disorder. has beef with his gay ex-coworker. used to drive a gmc sierra denali but now he drives a prius. technophobe. petty bitch. widower. doesnt even know hes in love with his best friend. i cannot stress enough how absurd the ass to waist ratio is.
what the hell was going on last night in montreal š
āāøļøum-Iām sorry..āŖwho left you outside the restaurant?š§ / mmmy date 𤷠/ ..can we go back to the pronoun?? š³ļøāš? / š«„uhyeah okay I was iwasonadatewithaguyAGAIN . *sigh* š«„ not-not really the point / mmmmuh! ā could be very much the point!! / well it shouldnāt be though right?? I mean uh. Iām an ally āš³ļøāš / š³ / Iāve-ive always been an ally! š³ļøāšāš³ļøāšā / s-so now youāre. youāre more than an ally. (š³ļøāš????) / it was my first āļø time, it was dinnernamovie, and I-I-I didnāt even make it to the movie š„š« š/ ā¦.wow / what wow š¤Øš”š¤Øš”š¤Ø/ no not wow š«£/ š”/ *confused big sister noises* like - wow! š š I⦠didnāt think that thatās⦠where your interests would lie š š/ I didnāt either! I love women š©āā¤ļøāšØ Iāve⦠always loved women. š©š«¶š©āā¤ļøāšØ/ how long have you been mmmleaning in the other direction? šØāā¤ļøāšØ ? / I havenāt š āāļø not specifically..I mean sure Iāll / š / checkoutahotguyāsass but thatās normal šš / uhh šāāļø itās-itās not abā¦normal š« š„“
very important āØnancy wheeler⨠gif