the "blog"

oreganoid • any pronouns • big fan of will wood, jcportals, copycat, in stars and time, half-life, celeste, ut/dr, hfjone & love of the s*n • graphic designer & digital artist

[insecuregodcomplex]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[caninecircuits]

isn't it a really funny coincidence that pretty much everyone happens to be below me

[tazzymcclazzy]

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[gh0st-patr0l]

Wrestlers ar WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

POST CANCELLED. THE GOLF COURSE ACROSS THE STREET BLEW UP

[gh0st-patr0l]

HELLO????

[puppybeargf]

[eebie]

PJACKK HAS RETURNED

[eebie]

[eebie]

HE IS GONE AGAIN

[caninecircuits]

isn't it a really funny coincidence that pretty much everyone happens to be below me

[leighlew3]

[leighlew3]

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR

[triangleguy]

just found this picture from an assignment i did last year

[ciqqy]

replying to mutuals vent posts like this

[somacruz]

Mulder fart pocket

[batshit-auspol]

A cockatoo broke our rocket. :(

Gonna need a tiny bit more context here bud

[batshit-auspol]

Thankyou to everyone for the helpful replies and context - so turns out a cockatoo broke our rocket.

[ardentguilt]

Article link:

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/unlikely-suspect-caught-redhanded-over-failed-rocket-launch-in-bowen-qld/news-story/e489f5e9443d7209906d81e86a4498b0#

[batshit-auspol]

A ... spokesperson?

[batshit-auspol]

You'll all be pleased to know that this rocket finally launched today and it blew up immediately

[todaysbird]

she is the fuck NOT the moment. how are you people so allergic to progress that you’re trying to make coal the ✨ it girl ✨ of the moment

[euanpc]

@batshit-auspol didn’t one of your guys also wanna fuck coal or something?

[batshit-auspol]

Someone warn the whitehouse that the last world government to post something like this about coal ended up being swept out of office after the country sent a video of the Prime Minister singing the words "coal makes me hard, coal makes me cum" to #1 in the charts

[batshit-auspol]

what the fuck is the statistics office planning

[inkmothnexus]

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

[inkmothnexus]

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

[minionresearch]

[whompthatsucker1981]

quick yet necessary edit:

[oreganoid]

Goo Lord