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[infras]

Loosely based off the What If series jotun Thor and MCU… After nearly a year I’m finally able to unite these two together!

[jotun-thor]

God of stories

...everyone is writing a book these days.

[jotun-thor]

avenge your father and reclaim your rightful throne

Tell me which Loki the culprit is immediately!

[jotun-thor]

you hear? loki killed laufey and took the throne even tho it should go to the better son

Word did indeed not reach me! Why does no one inform of these things anymore! This is an outrage!

[romanticlokisuggestions]

@jotun-thor Hello.

[jotun-thor]

Greetings.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

@jotun-thor

[jotun-thor]

Who goes there?

[thedarkelfmalekith]

someone who wants to talk

hells, how do you stand the heat on this realm?

[jotun-thor]

I do not.

…

Also I have this: *holds up small, handheld electric fan*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

sounds terrible but if you like it

I just wanted to talk to you about your father, the ice king

[jotun-thor]

What do you want of Laufey?

[thedarkelfmalekith]

I want nothing of him, he’s already left this realm to help me

I wanted to know if you were interested

especially against those asgardians, self proclaimed rulers of the realms

[jotun-thor]

Hmm. Tell me more.

[thedarkelfmalekith]

@jotun-thor

[jotun-thor]

Who goes there?

[thedarkelfmalekith]

someone who wants to talk

hells, how do you stand the heat on this realm?

[jotun-thor]

I do not.

…

Also I have this: *holds up small, handheld electric fan*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

sounds terrible but if you like it

I just wanted to talk to you about your father, the ice king

[jotun-thor]

What do you want of Laufey?

[thedarkelfmalekith]

@jotun-thor

[jotun-thor]

Who goes there?

[thedarkelfmalekith]

someone who wants to talk

hells, how do you stand the heat on this realm?

[jotun-thor]

I do not.

...

Also I have this: *holds up small, handheld electric fan*

[thedarkelfmalekith]

@jotun-thor

[jotun-thor]

Who goes there?

[darryl-jacobson]

Wizards and Robots, do not interact

[darryl-jacobson]

No blue Thor’s either 

[jotun-thor]

-jaw snapping sounds from a bush-

[darryl-jacobson]

see’s @jotun-thor

??????

[darryl-jacobson]

the mortals weren’t sure where you would be, so that’s where they left it for you. 

[jotun-thor]

Which mortals?

[darryl-jacobson]

the ones that live in this city.

better hurry before it melts 

[jotun-thor]

Then show me where it is

[darryl-jacobson]

I thought being able to see is one of your special talents??

[jotun-thor]

*grabs him by the collar*

I demand that you show me my offerings!

[darryl-jacobson]

JUST TAKE IT AND LEAVE ME ALONE *shoves the bag of at him*

[jotun-thor]

:)

That is a lot of food, kind mortal! *takes it*

…so where are the other things?

[darryl-jacobson]

leave me alone!

[jotun-thor]

You said they were melting!

[darryl-jacobson]

then go find it!

[jotun-thor]

With your help I will! :)

[darryl-jacobson]

NO

goodbye

[jotun-thor]

*grabs him by his collar again* You will aid me!

[darryl-jacobson]

no

[jotun-thor]

Why, friend?

[darryl-jacobson]

I have something else to do

you’re a big boy who claimed being able to see is a strength of yours. 

I have no doubt your a mighty warrior who doesn’t need help from a puny mortal 

[jotun-thor]

Nothing you do would be more important than aiding me!

[darryl-jacobson]

see’s @jotun-thor

??????

[darryl-jacobson]

the mortals weren’t sure where you would be, so that’s where they left it for you. 

[jotun-thor]

Which mortals?

[darryl-jacobson]

the ones that live in this city.

better hurry before it melts 

[jotun-thor]

Then show me where it is

[darryl-jacobson]

I thought being able to see is one of your special talents??

[jotun-thor]

*grabs him by the collar*

I demand that you show me my offerings!

[darryl-jacobson]

JUST TAKE IT AND LEAVE ME ALONE *shoves the bag of at him*

[jotun-thor]

:)

That is a lot of food, kind mortal! *takes it*

…so where are the other things?

[darryl-jacobson]

leave me alone!

[jotun-thor]

You said they were melting!

[darryl-jacobson]

then go find it!

[jotun-thor]

With your help I will! :)

[darryl-jacobson]

NO

goodbye

[jotun-thor]

*grabs him by his collar again* You will aid me!

[darryl-jacobson]

no

[jotun-thor]

Why, friend?

[darryl-jacobson]

see’s @jotun-thor

??????

[darryl-jacobson]

the mortals weren’t sure where you would be, so that’s where they left it for you. 

[jotun-thor]

Which mortals?

[darryl-jacobson]

the ones that live in this city.

better hurry before it melts 

[jotun-thor]

Then show me where it is

[darryl-jacobson]

I thought being able to see is one of your special talents??

[jotun-thor]

*grabs him by the collar*

I demand that you show me my offerings!

[darryl-jacobson]

JUST TAKE IT AND LEAVE ME ALONE *shoves the bag of at him*

[jotun-thor]

:)

That is a lot of food, kind mortal! *takes it*

…so where are the other things?

[darryl-jacobson]

leave me alone!

[jotun-thor]

You said they were melting!

[darryl-jacobson]

then go find it!

[jotun-thor]

With your help I will! :)

[darryl-jacobson]

NO

goodbye

[jotun-thor]

*grabs him by his collar again* You will aid me!

[darryl-jacobson]

see’s @jotun-thor

??????

[darryl-jacobson]

the mortals weren’t sure where you would be, so that’s where they left it for you. 

[jotun-thor]

Which mortals?

[darryl-jacobson]

the ones that live in this city.

better hurry before it melts 

[jotun-thor]

Then show me where it is

[darryl-jacobson]

I thought being able to see is one of your special talents??

[jotun-thor]

*grabs him by the collar*

I demand that you show me my offerings!

[darryl-jacobson]

JUST TAKE IT AND LEAVE ME ALONE *shoves the bag of at him*

[jotun-thor]

:)

That is a lot of food, kind mortal! *takes it*

…so where are the other things?

[darryl-jacobson]

leave me alone!

[jotun-thor]

You said they were melting!

[darryl-jacobson]

then go find it!

[jotun-thor]

With your help I will! :)

[darryl-jacobson]

see’s @jotun-thor

??????

[darryl-jacobson]

the mortals weren’t sure where you would be, so that’s where they left it for you. 

[jotun-thor]

Which mortals?

[darryl-jacobson]

the ones that live in this city.

better hurry before it melts 

[jotun-thor]

Then show me where it is

[darryl-jacobson]

I thought being able to see is one of your special talents??

[jotun-thor]

*grabs him by the collar*

I demand that you show me my offerings!

[darryl-jacobson]

JUST TAKE IT AND LEAVE ME ALONE *shoves the bag of at him*

[jotun-thor]

:)

That is a lot of food, kind mortal! *takes it*

…so where are the other things?

[darryl-jacobson]

leave me alone!

[jotun-thor]

You said they were melting!

[jotun-thor]

I made a friend today :)

[darryl-jacobson]

see’s @jotun-thor

??????

[darryl-jacobson]

the mortals weren’t sure where you would be, so that’s where they left it for you. 

[jotun-thor]

Which mortals?

[darryl-jacobson]

the ones that live in this city.

better hurry before it melts 

[jotun-thor]

Then show me where it is

[darryl-jacobson]

I thought being able to see is one of your special talents??

[jotun-thor]

*grabs him by the collar*

I demand that you show me my offerings!

[darryl-jacobson]

JUST TAKE IT AND LEAVE ME ALONE *shoves the bag of at him*

[jotun-thor]

:)

That is a lot of food, kind mortal! *takes it*

...so where are the other things?