why can’t i romance sten?

26. northern irish. christian. heavily invested in sitcoms. expect dragon age, the witcher, borderlands and mass effect.

[mylifeinmetroplis]

[corvusaurem]

After watching the new Superman 2025 this has been floating in my mindspace and needed to be drawn. ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ♡♡♡ Muy Blorbos

[toastella-art]

we really needed a nadja and guillermo bonding episode

[lush-retina-is-dead]

[felderwin]

I think about this dialogue daily. When Anders hates you so much he’s like “be quiet I’m talking to FENRIS right now”

[felderwin]

I think about this dialogue daily. When Anders hates you so much he’s like “be quiet I’m talking to FENRIS right now”

[cupidchaotic]

Lavellan: I want to ask you a question about your special interest

Solas, vibrating with excitement: I'm in love with you

[txtmequick]

@jowanisnotabloodmage

[evilvarric666-archive]

Also the "Morrigan talks to Alistair directly" scenario leads to the possibilty of them just, doing the ritual and never telling the warden about it, which is unfortunately super funny to me.

[evilvarric666-archive]

Warden, covered in Archdemon blood: hey why am I not like, dying.

Alistair: damn bestie that's crazy. No clue why that would be happening haha

Warden: where's Morrigan.

Alistair: who's Morrigan.

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

Jack: Oh, do me a favor. [tosses Rhys an apple] Peel this apple for me, please?

Rhys: [catches it] No! No, I'm not gonna peel an apple for you! [throws it back]

Jack: [catches it] ... But Nisha always does it for me.

Rhys: Why does Nisha peel your apples for you?!

Jack: She doesn't like for me to eat it with the skin on it, she says the skin's loaded with toxins!

Rhys: Okay, well, good news, Nisha's not here.

Jack: I know she's not here, and that's why I need you to do it for me! Please, please!

Rhys: Oh, Jesus, just eat it with the skin on.

Jack: I do not LIKE IT WITH THE SKIN, RHYS, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO EAT IT WITH THE SKIN! I'M NOT ALLOWED!

Rhys: OH MY GOD. ALRIGHT. If you just SHUT UP, I will peel the apple for you, the way that Nisha likes you to eat it! Give it to me! GIVE IT TO ME! [takes it] I'll do it the way Nisha insists. Okay?

Jack, smugly: Yeah.

[big-ass-magnet]

dialogue choices in Mass Effect be like

I should go (affectionate)

I should go (indifferent)

I should go (derogatory)

[teamroscoes]

A local resident puts love hearts and slogans on the plastic that covers offensive graffiti on the vandalised mural of Manchester United striker and England player Marcus Rashford on the wall of a cafe on Copson Street, Withington on July 12, 2021 in Manchester, England. Rashford and other Black players on England’s national football team have been the target of racist abuse, largely on social media, after the team’s loss to Italy in the UEFA European Football Championship last night.

[teamroscoes]

[teamroscoes]

[teamroscoes]

[teamroscoes]

A defaced mural of Marcus Rashford is repaired by the artist Akse P19 on July 13, 2021 in Manchester, England.

[emmavakarian-theirin]

tell me this isn’t how That Night went

[youre-only-gay-once]

[harmonicwhispers]

You cannot tell me that this isn't what happens everytime we get back to camp.

[desinatural]

certified iconic 24 hours

[adulthoodisokay]

I fucking love this post format

[speaking-impartially]

Shepard: hey if you’re working near a Reaper artifact how have you avoided indoctrination?

Dr. Kenson:

[jowanisnotabloodmage]

first day at a new job today!! 😬😬