the "my favorite character did nothing wrong" mindset is completely unappealing to me because i love thinking about all the things my favorite characters did wrong
Another TOTK and TADC crossover. Pomni and Jax take a break from their adventures to take a picture of the rare electric rhino beetle to show Kinger.
Below are some random head canons I have for this AU if anyone is interested in reading.
Though Pomni takes the role of Zelda, she was the royal court jester before being adopted by the king (which is Kinger obviously).
No one knows why Kinger chose Jax of all people to be Pomni's appointed knight. Many blame his declining mental state after his wife had passed. Pomni did not like Jax at first, and Jax hated his role, but as time went on, they became closer. Also, unlike the king in TOTK, Kinger is alive and happy in this AU, I don't care how, lol.
Unlike in TOTK, Jax's abstracted arm isn't 'borrowed', but is actually corrupted by this world's version of 'malice' (abstraction), and there's no known cure, so he has to live with it.
Jax's corrupted arm occasionally 'flares up', causing him pain and illness that he constantly has to fight against.
Jax attempted many times to cover the abstracted arm due to the eyes freaking him out. But over time, any fabric covering his arm would rot away and disintegrate.
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Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now Iām living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and
As more and more people are being forced to switch to Windows 11, Microsoft's most AI-malware-ridden OS yet, I've been putting together articles and links for how to undo the damage and save your battery, your RAM, your disk space, your privacy, and your sanity from this bullshit.
FIRST:
The easiest way to get rid of the majority of the bullshit that Windows is forcing on us, as of October 2025, is this one-stop-one-click debloat solution from a modern day hero:
A simple, lightweight PowerShell script to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform various other changes to customi
It's very easy, even if you're not tech savvy or get scared of pop up windows saying "ARE YOU SURE?" Yes, you are sure, I promise. This program takes maybe two minutes and will save you SO MUCH pain, time, and money (and exploitation).
Now that you've done that, here's the cleanup, to catch the little shit that the debloat might have missed (most of this will already be done by debloat, but hey, it's good to double check).
Microsoft wants to put AI everywhere on your PC, but you can take back control.
Even just reading about some of these features makes me angry. Fucking Copilot and "Discover" AI scrapers are in Notepad. NOTEPAD. And then there's this uncanny valley garbage:
No uncanny valley video calls for me, thanks! (Also, what else is it doing while it scans your face and listens to your calls? What else, microsoft? Because there was a lot of memory being assigned to this program for a simple "smooths your skin" add on).
Tired of Microsoft pushing ads throughout Windows 11? Here are the settings you can tweak to turn them off and reclaim some privacy.
The truly insane number of places they have stuck ads on your own home computer is sickening. Become Unmarketable.
Bonus:
Some background programs you probably don't need that are taking up space and how to remove them (Microsoft forums, 2024)
Your Samsung Galaxy Phone comes with 22 apps you don't need (Android Police, 2025)
How to disable the AI in firefox (still the only browser that lets you do this permanently) (Windows Report, 2025)
when i was sixteen and insane for my shakespeare class final i had to do the āalas poor yorickā monologue at a competition and while i was doing it i had this insane thought of like. iāve never been and never will be closer to experiencing hamletās mental state than i am right now. like of course all that stuff didnāt happen to me but when youāre 16-19 you kind of feel like all that stuff is happening, all the time, constantly
hamlet of denmark: i have a bad relationship with my family and their expectations are weighing on me and iām worried my friends hate me and iām really paranoid lately but maybe iām just not getting enough sleep and i think thereās something wrong with me but i donāt know what and itās making me push away the people i care about but itās fine because iām always right about everything and i always win and iām going to live forever
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