Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Rihanna!

"...one of those robust, dynamic girls with the muscles of a welterweight and a laugh like a squadron of cavalry charging over a tin bridge." --P.G. Wodehouse

[titsay]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

"bosch" doesn't sound like the name of a guy who'd make paintings like that. but when you add "hieronymus" to the mix it starts to make sense

[inklings-of-late]

Crows know how to love yourself.

[themallonbisexualmess]

This is my euphoria

[itshardtoactnormal-blog]

That is actually a very mature response. She was pretty much saying “You are bullying me because you really want to be like me”. Looks like the school officials felt personally attacked by a child and decided to make it a big deal.

[wahtdahel-blog]

She’s an icon and I hope those sad ass white kids leave her and her glorious hair tf alone.

[sheabuttabae]

We stan a mini Queen 👸🏾

[joy-in-the-am]

All This, but also from a practical perspective, “Cotton Candy head” isn’t a very good insult because cotton candy both looks and tastes amazing

[frodo-sam]

[beefandcorn]

are you worried

About what? But yeah

[beatchya]

I am a primadonna and you?

Kate Bush at an album signing in London for The Dreaming (1982).

[whitepeopletwitter]

[joy-in-the-am]

just @ me next time, jeez

[justhere4coffee]

When people call you a “snowflake” just remember they’re quoting Fight Club, a satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society, and become radicalized, and that Tyler Durden isn’t the hero but a personification of the main character’s mental illness, and that his “snowflake” speech is a dig at how fascists use dehumanizing language to breed loyalty from insecure people.

So basically people who say “snowflake” as an insult are quoting a domestic terrorist who blows up skyscrapers because he’s insecure about how good he is in bed.

[internetdruid]

[oldshowbiz]

dick

[systlin]

I just jerked out of my midday dissociation and realized that seed bombing a golf course with mint would be the ultimate crime.

Oh my god this is so evil. 

I love it. 

[terulakimban]

Not mint. Native wildflowers. Because sure mint’s hard to kill and never completely goes away. But mint can also be kept low to the ground, and if you turn the sprinklers off and returf, you can keep it in check. Flowers, though? With quick growth, and fast seeding? Plants that have bred themselves for millennia for exactly that soil and the natural local water conditions? Do it in small sections, and start near water features. By the time anyone realizes that they’re the “wrong” plants, they’ll have already flowered and gone to seed, and once that happens, they are there forever.  Source: mom may have used native wildflowers as spite plants before for a particularly obnoxious and lawn-proud neighbor who also lived downwind. Hypothetically, if she did this, she was also 1) a tenant and 2) not a fan of either the landlord or the local HOA. 

[kumabearsweetheart-deactivated2]

It’d be a shame if somebody linked to how to make wildflower seedbombs. It’s simple enough but some folks might not know how but might really, really want to because they’d want to do something they absolutely shouldn’t and so helping them with multiple links would be really bad, right? I am not suggesting you do anything. I’m not thinking of golf courses near me.

[meatthroat]

im flower bombing all golf courses this summer in the name of decolonization

[afairfight]

The contrast between Tan’s mantra and the rest of the Fab 5’s mantras is sending me.

[rainbowrowell]

Everyone else: 💖👍🏼🌈🙏🏼

Tan: You could try trying.

[noschitts]

[naturalpalettes]

[terracot-ta]

mcjoli