[valtsv]

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

[valtsv]

[jasper-rolls]

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

I laughed at this for a solid 5 minutes

[ruinedchildhood]

[alejandr-oh]

[biseckuals]

the bi mood for today is being attracted to the MOST specific kind of boy and then losing your mind at every girl that breathes in ur direction

[itssexualhour]

one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away

[alchemist-rising]

[okayysophia]

[justiceleaque]

comic gatekeepers are..wild

[there-are-many-ways-to-smile]

Did you spoil him back with something better

[justiceleaque]

i have done my part bye

[37q-archive]

ladjfbvldafbvsdofivubs

[sugrspellitout]

The day after The Last Jedi came out I was shopping for a birthday present for a friend at a nerd store and these two guys walk up behind me, obviously wanting to look at where I was looking. One of them said “probably buying something for her boyfriend…stick to blow jobs bitch it’s not like you know what you’re looking at” so I turned around and say “Luke Skywalker dies.”

They look at me speechless, they hadn’t seen the movie yet. “What did you say?”

“I said Luke Skywaler dies. He force projects himself to fight Kylo Ren and then dies. And if you don’t get the fuck away from me I’ll tell you how Snoke dies too”

Ruin things for gatekeeper douchbags 2k18

[autumngracy]

POWER MOVE

[super-metroid]

oppa homeless style

[luckydreaming]

Don’t post your negativity on a positive post.

[mancomics]

Electrons

[luckydreaming]

I should kick your ass. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

The wild Wild West

[nataliesssch]

[fairycosmos]

self reflection is a good thing but too much self analysis is so exhausting. constantly questioning your own motives and how you're being perceived and whether or not you're being real and what's authentic leads to such a convoluted mentality like. u don't even know who you are cause you just end up being a case study and not a person. i just want to let myself move through the world for a moment

[fuks]

[imrubio]

Lmaooo

[gunzonyatmblr]

bruhhhhhh lmaoo

[siege1]

Even the dolphin looks a little uncomfortable, lol

[chvrlieherbs-deactivated2022021]

^^^^ right lol i look at the dolphins eye and i cant stop laugh now😭💀

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

this is the funniest thing i’ve read in my entire whole life

[afrorevolution]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

BOOM! GUESS WHO STEPPED IN THE ROOM!

[ericaclark1908]

THIS IS THE DEEPEST SHIT EVER!!! Why doesn’t this have notes?!?!?!

[moremiya]

PREACCCCHHHHHH!

[signedky-deactivated20211217]

Press Play

[the-meme-offensive]

[autistic-goblin666]

This guy, he is beautiful

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

“Why you so shy” bitch I just met you 13 mins ago relax