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[joyfulheartalpaca]

I thought having diverse life experience was a good thing, until my life was littered with unfulfilled ambitions, unopened doors, and unseen opportunities. Every life choice became a betrayal of your former self.

[ozth]

found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

[joyfulheartalpaca]

Me: scrolling phone after 8 hours of work, gym, cleaning

Me: why I am such a piece of shit

[curlicuecal]

what if instead of having a fake name for internet personal-life purposes we could have a fake name for professional work-life purposes

[curlicuecal]

fantasy culture where you have a different name for every role in your life and a true name that is extremely secret

[curlicuecal]

you don't get to know all of me

it's tuesday you only get to know sara

[curlicuecal]

you understand me to my soul

[curlicuecal]

Things this post reminds people of:

1. fae

2. demons

3. vampires

4. cats

5. being trans

[curlicuecal]

I love this

Aquire the identities of the ones who came before you. Hoard them like a dragon.

You work in the corner office? Your name is Bob now. Bob means "person who files papers in the corner office."

[curlicuecal]

gender goals update!! congrats!

[joyfulheartalpaca]

This is how the Western names of the Chinese work too. It is traditionally rude to address someone by their real full name (Zhang Qifeng: rude). Using a western name is more professional, polite and impersonal (Mary Zhang: polite)

[bimbinis]

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

[joyfulheartalpaca]

Thats literally me except this is my worst decision ever

[maccadot]

men need to be androgynous little rock sluts again. hair gel and cheap black nail polish are still sold in stores. chop chop

[shencomix]

[strathshepard]

via solpng

[joyfulheartalpaca]

When a supermarket do a Aldi price match, it is saying that its price is not better than Aldi. This is not an advertisement; it's self-sabotage.

[dankomaksimovic]

ph. Danko Maksimovic - Paris, France (2025)

Les Étoiles d'Ivry

Film: Kodak Ultramax 400

[escuerzoresucitado]

[tigersharks]

[glewmie]

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

an important addition

[william-snekspeare]

creacher

[semutamusic]

[pussycat-scribbles]

College Oikawa with longer hair just because I can :D

[joyfulheartalpaca]

I just realised I'm one year smaller than what I think myself to be.

[joyfulheartalpaca]

Back when I was a kid, I would pronounce Victory Road in Pokémon games as Victoria Road, because I knew the word Victoria before Victory.