JPZ

Help pls

[astrodidact]

"Just to get inside his head? You talked about being fascinated by bad men who are suffering," the magazine asked, to which Shannon replied, "How do you mean? How is he suffering?"

"He's having the time of his life," Shannon said when asked whether he believes Trump is struggling with demons. "He doesn't even have to work. All the hard work that most people have to do to get to be president of the United States, he just skipped all that. The fucking guy doesn't even know what's in the Constitution. He doesn't have any grasp of history or politics or law or anything. He's just blindfolded, throwing darts at the side of a bus."

The actor also scoffed at the suggestion of having empathy towards the president. "What is there to be empathetic about," he remarked.

When asked what he thinks goes through Trump's mind at night, Shannon similarly didn't pull any punches: "He's probably thinking, 'I want some fucking pussy.' I don't know. I'm not going to remotely contemplate the notion that Trump is capable of deep reflection."

"In any form?" the outlet asked. "In any form! It doesn't happen. Fuck that guy," Shannon said. "When he's alone with his thoughts, he's not capable of anything more complex than 'I want some pussy and a cheeseburger. Maybe my wife will fuck me if I tell her she's pretty.'"

The actor had similar thoughts on reaching out to Trump supporters. "Somebody who thinks Trump is doing a good job, there's no conversation to have with that person," said Shannon, adding, "I know they say you should reach across the aisle and all that crap, but to me it feels like putting your hand into a fan."

The two-time Oscar nominee has been outspoken about Trump in the past. Shannon previously told Metro News in 2016, "No offense to the seniors out there. My mom's a senior citizen. But if you're voting for Trump, it's time for the urn." He also advised those that are struggling with talking to their Trump-supporting relatives to stop speaking to them altogether.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/michael-shannon-says-he-refuses-play-donald-trump-f-guy-1136021

Michael Shannon Says He Refuses to Play Donald Trump: "F— That Guy"

In a new interview with Playboy, the 'Fahrenheit 451' star did not hold back on his thoughts of the president: "He doesn't even have to work

[karadin]

I LOVE YOU

[catchymemes]

If Brand Names Were Anime Characters

Credit: @sillvi_illustrations

[viostormcaller]

This went from normal to oddly dark to normal again, gave me whiplash

[guillotinedream]

Is the artist ok…?

[ellieintheskywithdiamonds-deact]

i just really like how they made BMW a sneering german-looking guy. perfectly captures the essence of the brand and its customers.

[insomniackid7]

Never in my life had I been so relieved to see a ford after all…that

[mahboi]

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[mahboi]

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

I hate being high why I keep hearing footsteps 😑

[with-practice]

Are you walking?

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

Oh shit

[thelibrarina]

Okay, buckle up buckaroos, because today I met an honest-to-goodness cryptid.

I was out running errands and I made a stop at Intimate Books (…for a friend), and on my way out I realized that the bookshop next door was open.

This bookshop has existed for more than a hundred years, and in all my life it has NEVER BEEN OPEN. I mean, I assume it has to be open sometimes, but never at any normal, reasonable hour. Everyone says it’s a front for the mob or something.

So what do you do when the weird mafia bookshop is open? You go the fuck inside.

The first thing I noticed was the smell. You know that smell when you accidentally leave your towel on the bathroom floor all day and you come back to that mildew funk? The shop smelled like that times a thousand. I expected to see stuff growing on the walls, but the books were pristine. We’re talking first editions, rare editions, weird Bibles and books inscribed to really famous dead people. Librarians would weep for the chance to accession this place. In the first two minutes I found a signed copy of The Crucible and what I think was a first edition of Blake’s Book of Thel.

Then a clerk showed up out of nowhere—honestly nowhere. He looked EXACTLY like a bookseller should look, kind of fluffy and bewildered and really, really gay.

“Are you lost?” was the first thing he said to me.

“Nope. Just browsing, thanks.”

“Browsing, I see. Erm. How do you feel about snakes?” he asked. And without waiting for me to answer, he just walked away and vanished around a shelf.

I figured it was a metaphor, or a code phrase for the mafia. Until I turned a corner like ten minutes later and found a little reading nook. It was really pretty, although I feel like that particular window should have been on an interior wall? Anyway, curled up in an armchair in a patch of sunlight was the biggest fuck-off black snake I have ever seen.

Like, I don’t mind snakes in general. But in their normal context, right? Outside. On the ground. Not six feet long and sitting on a threadbare velvet armchair like it owns the place.

I was about to turn around and leave, but I saw a gorgeous first-edition copy of Leaves of Grass on a shelf, a little too close to the snake for comfort. But I had never needed anything so badly in my life.

So I went back to the counter to buy it, but the clerk was nowhere to be found.

While I was waiting, I noticed a collection of pictures hanging on the wall behind the counter, dating back to the very dawn of photography. A couple were of this rock-star looking guy from the 70s that I should probably have recognized, but there were authors and landscapes and stuff, too. There was even an old tintype portrait of Oscar freaking Wilde, sitting in this very shop with a guy that I would ACTUALLY SWEAR was the clerk from before. Like, I know my family all has the same nose, but this guy had the same everything.

After approximately one year of waiting, the clerk came back out to the desk. By now I’ve realized that he’s too bad at his job to be anything but the owner of the shop.

“I saw your snake,” I told him.

“Did you? Was he behaving himself?”

“He was sleeping.”

“Yes, he enjoys that.”

“Does he just stay out in the open like that? What if he gets out?”

He shrugged and smiled. “He always comes home again, the dear boy.”

Right, a homing snake. That’s totally normal.

Then he cleared his throat and asked, in a weirdly reluctant voice, if I was going to buy the Whitman.

“Yes, please,” I told him. “I saw it on a shelf by the snake, and it was just too tempting.”

He sighed. “Oh, yes, I expect it was.”

When I started to hand him my card, he went all fluttery and said that they didn’t take cards.

All right, fine. I had some cash on me, but I told him that he’d sell a lot more books if he got a Square or something.

He got this scandalized look on his face and went, “Why would I want to do that?”

Oookay. I handed over the cash and he popped open the ancient till and started making change.

In shillings. Shillings! I swear to god I saw Queen Anne’s face on one of them. The silver value of the coins was probably as much as I paid for the book.

But I had to have proof that this happened—at that point, all I had was a book in a plain brown wrapper, not appreciably different from what I bought next door. So I asked him for a receipt.

He looked delighted and wrote one up for me.

By hand.

With a fountain pen.

And that’s the story of how I met a bookseller cryptid and his pet snake.

[ollieplimsolls]

open rp

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

[taahko]

is pepsi ok

[ollieplimsolls]

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

[taahko]

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

[porterr-robinson]

[the-jackals]

I’ve been laughing T this for five mKinutes I’m. crYing

[ruby-white-rabbit]

*shpluurtch*

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[dandraco]

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

[mrs-the-despoiler]

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

[bodmanford]

[awkward-tension]

I’m wheezing

[dirtbaby2016]

y’all playing smash bros but wont even smash your bros…

[angimoto]

cue the sad ninja music tumblr / twitter

[jasper-rolls]

bone healing juice

[iwashinaga]

milk

[jasper-rolls]

blocked

[gardenoffish]

Do I date tall people???? Just so they can always see me from my best angle?????? Or is that just a bonus for them?????

[pcklesthings]

idk. how tall are you? cause that’ll tell you why you date tall people

[gardenoffish]

I’m 5'2

[pcklesthings]

you date tall people cause everyone is taller than you

[tastefullyoffensive]

[jpz]

/s

Lets stop playing around here, Florida has been hit by so many hurricanes because they voted republican and its god’s punishment

[tastefullyoffensive]

I’m lovin it.

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[te-amo-corazon]

the entire term has been this confusing and chaotic

[geekscoutcookies]

The staff of The Onion are just growing cobwebs at this point

[icegrillz-deactivated20191028]

[xspiderfanx]

trickster gods having a dance-off

[yt-memes]

That’s alot of chaotic energy in one video

[messages-from-paradox-space]

i looked up the song thats playing in the background only to discover that the guy in the smiley face hoody literally wrote and recorded it this is his song

[roaringstream]

Shit slaps tho like that’s impressive