[punk]

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hello and welcome to my tumblelog

currently I live in nyc (originally from florida)

I worked on this hellsite as a security engineer from 2015 through 2020 but now I work in sports & entertainment (my opinions are my own!)

this tumblelog was created in 2010 but my posts are ✨ automagically ✨ archived so older posts might seem like they're deleted. this blog also very much runs off a queue (I typically like posts that are added to the queue)!

feel free to send me an ask or drop me a message!

things I like under the break:

ok hello from under the break. things that I like:

our dog, Juniper

hockey, specifically Lightning, Islanders, & an ever changing third team

pop punk, though my music taste wildly varies now

formula 1, without too many allegiances

the New York Mets (& other baseball stuff, sometimes)

maybe more? who knows! I don’t really tag much because I’m normally talking in the tags so… sorry 😅

my big 3 are ♉️, ♌️, and ♊️

thank you for reading, here’s a Juniper pic:

[bruzum]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[wearepaladin]

[windsroad]

Just finished a cross stitch of this!

[prettyfunnyy]

[swarnpert]

is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

[swarnpert]

‘No!’ Says Lil Jon, ‘it belongs to the window.’

‘No!’ Say the Ying Yang Twins, ‘it belongs to the wall.’

[epicsause-official]

just made a tier list

[transgender-mp3]

If I may add

[blignick]

[0xeyedaisy]

Why did the reblog button suddenly become more sinister

[troywagner]

How did you find out you were bi

They sent me a notice in the mail

[emulsified-blog]

i love you green vegetables sautéed with butter and lots of garlic

[grebcomics]

Soup soup soup soup

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[landsccape]

[54625]

flicking back through my procreate library what the fuck was this

[pillowspace]

Things to look for in this:

Fish

Eyes

Body

[astronomical-bagel]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is one of the greatest pieces of art in the world OP

[teathattast]

[gammadoppler]

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

[errorschacha]

Not to indulge in childish fantasies but what if every time I checked the news it wasn’t worse?