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chstokes:
So, we are back in the US. I absolutely 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝒹 the time that we got to spend in Barbados and I genuinely believe we have created something incredible for all of the fans to enjoy when the third season comes out, but before that, we are going to be 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒾𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 it strong in Charleston. I also got to see my boy Milo again, after weeks of not seeing him other than over facetime… Please tell me I’m not the only one who pretty much act like their dog is their son or daughter? Please tell me I haven’t 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓎 lost it. @hfrpstarters
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Son or daughter? Nah, my dog is basically my wife. I take her out, I make her nice meals, we cuddle up and watch NBA in bed, and she’s cool with me having sex with somebody else. It’s literally the perfect marriage, I worship her boney butt.
Tell me more about your dog though, that’s one topic I never get tired of talking about. Does he travel with you for filming or does he stay with somebody at home? It’s hard as fuck to leave ‘em behind, right? For real, it’s way harder saying goodbye to my dog than my kid. The kid can call me, he knows I’m coming back, but my girl practically mourns my existence every time I leave the house for longer than 10 minutes. I bet Milo is hella happy to have you back hoe again.
ashtoninbloom:
i feel like my dog is actively working against me. i get up every morning at 6am to do yoga and mediate but recently, petunia has started coming to bed and laying on top of me before i can get up. she’ll get comfortable and i don’t have the heart to make her move, especially when she starts snoring. petunia is no dummy, she knows exactly what she needs to do to get me to fold. anyone else have a dog, that’s currently running your life? i need some peer support, lmaoo. what’s the best way to say ‘no’ to a pupperino, with big sad eyes? because i can’t do it. | @hfrpstarters
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You don’t say no. Ever. Unless she’s lookin’ at your brand new sneakers with those hangry eyes, then you gotta lay down the law.
Petunia is hella smart and I salute her tactics. She’s got it all worked out and I respect it. What kind of dog is she? I gotta meet this adorable evil genius and shake her paw, man. I’ve got a boxer called Josie and she’s the legit love of my life. That girl could make me do any damn thing with just one split second glance from those big brown eyes. Is there an ‘owned by our dog’ club? ‘Cause if not we gotta start one.
Today the iconic 'The 20/20 Experience' turns 9 years old. The album debuted at #1 on the Billboard 200 and sold 968,000 copies at launch, becoming the best-selling album of 2013 in the US. x
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has anyone been so drawn to certain things, that you just get lost in it? i feel like someone is gonna go, ‘duh.’ but everyone gets lost in a show or movie, but i mean a book or a game. i read and when i look at the time, the day is almost over. i’m reading ‘stalking jack the ripper’ and it’s so well written. it’s got so many twists and turns, i love it. what book have you read in the last month or so? @hfrpstarters
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All right, okay, help me out here. What is it about true crime that women really dig? I swear, in the last 2 years, every freakin’ woman I know has started listening to a podcast about murder or buyin’ books about murder. Do y’all know something I don’t? What’s the fascination?
Also, is the book good? ‘Cause now you’ve got me wondering if I’m missing out on something.
msdiagron:
so I’m watching ‘Friends’ because why not.. and this episode “the one that could have been” where they let you see what could’ve happened.. like a 'what if’ situation and it got me thinking about what my life would have been like if things didn’t go exactly as they had. if i had said no to acting, what would i have done instead. in my case, i was a dancer until my fate took me elsewhere.. if you’d asked me as a child, i would’ve ended up like holly golightly in ‘breakfast at tiffany’s’. what about you, what would you have done? oh, i’m dianna by the way. @hfrpstarters
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Okay look, not bein’ weird but I think in another life I could’ve been Mr Schue.
Like, I’m a huge nerd, I’m obsessed with music, I’m super competitive and I’m a totally neurotic perfectionist. I think teaching a bunch of kids how to sing and takin’ them to championships would have been a kinda perfect alternate reality for me. I dunno. Would you have wanted to continue dancing? You could for sure do both, just sayin’.
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Yoongi: [audio attachment]
Yoongi: I've got a backtrack to go off of. Good enough for you to use?
Yoongi: ...I've made a mistake. Let's pretend I didn't just potentially leak someone's song that I'm producing?
Yoongi: Fuck it. How's it sound to you? Blind opinions are nice to have
jt: It rocks hard, buddy. I'd make a joke about stealing it but, ya know, that's just askin' for trouble 🤷♂️ Don't sweat about leakage, your secret's safe with me. We're in the trust tree, I promise ya. In fact, here ya go. One my new tracks that nobody's heard yet..
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jt: I can't tell you how many people would kill me if they knew I'd just sent you that haha.
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“Justin is in it. I was told he is going to be in the documentary. It’s like this big secret. He’s the surprise, just like the Super Bowl,”
taylormariehill: will i cancel our plans just so i can nap? oh absolutely i will.
jtimberlake: Sounds like a masterclass in self care to me. Teach us, oh wise one @taylormariehill
cara-x-delevingne:
Okay so now that we’ve taken care of your mum’s birthday, lemme hop right on you. I mean, your birthday. I mean… both? Yeah both, both is good.
Hear me out, babe.. - dinosaurs. I saw the post on tiktok from some aunt having a laugh at how she threw her teenage nephew’s a dinosaur themed birthday party, kids type of decorations and all, but it. freaking. smashed. And I want that for you too. Going hard at it, just need your approval so you’re not shocked at baby dino type of birthday invitations.
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Umm you’re gonna shower me in attention and there’s gonna be dino shit? Yes. No hesitation, it’s a definite yes. Anytime there are dinos involved, it’s a yes from me. Anytime you’re spoilin’ the shit outta me, it’s a HELL YEAH. Just, ya know, so we’re clear.
Since we’re on the subject of birthdays, how would you feel about us doin’ one big joint party for Si this year? Ya know, you and my ex in one room. Too weird or do-able?