"Hey Eeyore, where's the perky psycho?"

Root, they/she, 24, adhd, pan/ace 🏳️‍🌈 While here, please remember that BLACK LIVES FUCKING MATTER. I like to hyperfixate and write. Multi fandom blog. At this point there's a lot here! Find me under the same name on AO3. I like to talk, so feel free to stop in the ask box or send me a message!

[soul-hammered]

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[flintgirl]

self checkout is everything to me. who wrote this

[syn-ack]

[retromandy]

dilf wesker supremacy

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My brother wouldn't share a book with me, so I turned into a ghost and followed him around.

My last words were 'fuck you'.

[mitchtits]

They wrote this like it was a real person

[grocerystore-gf]

sleep is so nice like…girl…bye

[branden-aka-cowboyduke]

[gaycism]

~

[thegaymertrainer]

I think cirque du soleil developed a super-human serum and just didn’t tell anyone…

[luckyladylily]

You know that post that went around a few years ago about Miles Morales becoming a blatantly obvious super human ballerina because he has no understanding what a normal human is capable of?

[saltykingsalty]

The forbidden back massage

[bluedesertbruja]

i can delete the tiktok app now. the algorithm will never understand me more than in this moment.

[only-tiktoks]

[earhartsease]

only one in three million tiktoks are this worth watching

[spiribia]

it’s nuts that the way you meet people that will be in your life for a long time can be so circumstantial and random like if i hadn’t bumped into you that one time you just wouldn’t have been in my life for years to come. unreal that connections can come from anywhere and any accidental happenstance can change your life for the better

[gracelesstars]

okay okay this is the last one lmao byee

[cchaiart]

unforgivable

[everythingfox]

How to make a perfect star

[aletheyass]

body parts that need regular moisturising are literally so fucking stupid like. my brother in christ we’re 60% water