patio

an inconsistent mood board

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[wittacism241253-deactivated2016]

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

[jthnp]

when you glitch tumblr by viewing your icon

[ramenjesus-deactivated20121014]

[birdsandrocksandthings-deactiva]

I always wanted these to happen in real life

[ridiculously-dilettantish-deact]

Where is “Several bad puns later”?

[rinlockhart]

we need more!

[awkwardbirds]

[bonesnail]

Spongebob time cards are solid gold.

[lotrlocked]

This damn show was too much of an influence on my life as a child

[x7s018y3fhigoxg]

[nojoyinliving-deactivated201708]

my life

[kdinjenzen]

Do you like the Japanese Spiderman?

Who could hate this?

[thenugu]

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[rlyhigh]

[tramampoline-trambopoline-blog]

[awesomeshityoucanbuy]

Throwing Card Knives

Expand your repertoire of deadly skills with your acquisition of some throwing card knives. This five piece set of high quality knives are made from stainless steel and styled just like playing cards so as to conceal your attack until the final moment.

$11.95

Check It Out

Awesome Sh*t You Can Buy

[nitohkousuke]

#KAITO NO#YOU HAVE ALREADY DESTROYED LIKE 5 TV SETS

[ekala]

fuck u takatora i do what i want

[joukai-deactivated20130303]

[dudewheresmycat-blog]

give me the reasons not to reblog this.

[tickling-your-man-boobies]

they don’t exist

[flatbear]

You don’t see many Mumford and Sons gifsets. This is really cool.

[n0-sudden-revelations-deactivat]

YOU DON’T SEE MANY MUMFORD AND SONS GIFSETS

[ruinedchildhood]

[h3rm1one-granger]

[disney-park-junkie]

I promised myself if this hit my dash again I’d reblog it. I miss this show.

[waltsentme]

I’ve always wanted to eat at Bueno Nacho. 

[best-of-memes]

A Grandmother’s Essentials

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

It always baffles me how we all had the same childhood

[mukubirdy]

rider doodles

[lunchboxart]

Bowser in Smash:

Bowser in actual mario games:

[primrosetta]

Ganondorf in actual Zelda games:

Ganondorf in Smash:

[embercoral]

King Dedede…anywhere, honestly