[nevver]

[thebookempress]

“This book will destroy you.” is like the highest praise you can give to a book. 

[juanaland]

priest: you may now kiss the -

me: *bursts into chapel*

priest: what the -

me: there's a charmander in here

priest: *takes phone out of robes* holy shit

[fanonical]

why did molly weasley have kids named bill, charlie, percy, fred, george and ronald and then call her last one ginevra

[somethingsuitablywittyandmorbid]

They’re all derivatives of the Knights of the round table. Ginevra comes from Guinevere.

[memetrash5000-deactivated201601]

Their dad is Arthur too so

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

*bangs head against tabletop for not ever realizing this*

Reasons why I should not be an English Major, here they all are.

[glitterandgrunge]

I don’t remember a knight named Bill tho.

[bibs-ahoy]

Maybe William? Bill is a nickname for William so maybe that’s it idk tho don’t trust me on this one

[invaderxan]

[upsetboner-blog]

OH MY GOD

[poeticsuggestion]

update: still not anyone’s first priority

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[twitterlols]

[legendmedia-deactivated20190326]

Sometimes she hides in moments I wish I had.

Noah A. Nemley on Muses (via legendmedia)

[kitchentable]

can’t stop thinking about how this really Hits Home

[suizid-verloren]

[quotemadness]

I am always in love.

Ernest Hemingway (via quotemadness)

[lipoil-deactivated20160909]

Man: wyd 🍆😋 Me: ..realizing things

[fuckblast]

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

[blacksquares-deactivated2018090]

for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is

[bricesander]