c o m m o n a e s t h e t i c

d(>.>)b

[mattkristoffersen-blog]

i dont eat celery. TW: Trans Fats

[taylorbrownok]

[soccer452362]

y'our

[djpotassium-blog]

You’re *

[juano3o-blog]

I know the difference between y'our and you're. This is fucking Tumblr not spelling bee central.

[juano3o-blog]

take me to flavortown ~~

[djpotassium-blog]

ATTENTION EVERYWOMEN:

THIS BLOG NOW SERVES AS A SPIRITUAL SELF-HELP VEGAN DIET BLOG

It will include new never before seen PATRIARCHY-FREE diets and recipes.

If you suffer from self diagnosed (who needs doctors anyways?) OCD, Multiple Personally Disorder, or Autophagia, look no further!

Reminder: this blog is 100% Level 95 Vegan (no animal products or things that even look like animals — including animal crackers, gummy worms, those Easter peeps, asparagus that resembles a snake, a snake that resembles asparagus, etc.).

[djpotassium-blog]

This is the white rose.

It symbolizes the hirsute paroxysm that nice guys like me have towards love.

I believe that, like Fermi’s Paradox, one day I will find someone who appreciates my cheeto-covered neckbeard and my stylish fedora.

[juano3o-blog]

weareverysmart

[juano3o-blog]

sorry i didnt align it 

[krikrifreeze-blog]

lmao what’s a cube

[juano3o-blog]

you're not a cuber, you wouldn't know

[juano3o-blog]

sorry i didnt align it 

[mattkristoffersen-blog]

My face when someone says the patriarchy isn’t real

[djpotassium-blog]

Um why do you comment about cis scum and feminism so much?? Like wtf?

Thats a good question.

Now I could answer that question like my competitors would, or I could take a step back, rethink the question, add some pizazz and complexity.

To answer your question, let me tell you what I won’t do.

I will not let foreign policy change our education, and I will compound on the values that made my blog great: Honor. Truth. Courage.

As Tumblr-User Representative and Member of the Board of Common Blogs, I can assure you that with my policy and people like you’s support, we can make this blog even better than before.

Thank you and God Bless the Veterans.(I hate Cis Scum)

[djpotassium-blog]

Um why do you comment about cis scum and feminism so much?? Like wtf?

Thats a good question.

Now I could answer that question like my competitors would, or I could take a step back, rethink the question, add some pizazz and complexity.

To answer your question, let me tell you what I won’t do.

I will not let foreign policy change our education, and I will compound on the values that made my blog great: Honor. Truth. Courage.

As Tumblr-User Representative and Member of the Board of Common Blogs, I can assure you that with my policy and people like you’s support, we can make this blog even better than before.

Thank you and God Bless the Veterans.(I hate Cis Scum)

[djpotassium-blog]

Omfg

She didn’t.

[mattkristoffersen-blog]

bb you don’t need her in ur life she aint worth ur time love 

[juano3o-blog]

uh uh you don’t neeeed her she just another b*tch out for yo money. you have three jobs you don’t need this

[miko3o-blog]

You think you got it bad @juano3o? This fatty scares everyone away cryyy

[juano3o-blog]

tubbs the cis scum

[juano3o-blog]

:(

[juano3o-blog]

[mattkristoffersen-blog]

[juano3o-blog]

Toasted Pop Tarts Credit: /u/coachkrumm

[krikrifreeze-blog]

I STARTED THE MATT’S DAWGS TUMBLR MOVEMENT PLZ KING ME

[juano3o-blog]

imho “King” is a patriarchal word that implies that people in chess shouldn’t be Queens even though it is evident that Queens are superior to kings in every way in the misogynistic game which is chess.

[krikrifreeze-blog]

but this is Sudoku

[djpotassium-blog]

Are you implying Sudoku deserves a higher pay than women??? Cis scum

[juano3o-blog]

omg this cis scum