Miko3o

ATTENTION EVERYWOMEN:

THIS BLOG NOW SERVES AS A SPIRITUAL SELF-HELP VEGAN DIET BLOG

It will include new never before seen PATRIARCHY-FREE diets and recipes.

If you suffer from self diagnosed (who needs doctors anyways?) OCD, Multiple Personally Disorder, or Autophagia, look no further!

Reminder: this blog is 100% Level 95 Vegan (no animal products or things that even look like animals — including animal crackers, gummy worms, those Easter peeps, asparagus that resembles a snake, a snake that resembles asparagus, etc.).

sorry i didnt align it

i'm a cube

This is the white rose.

It symbolizes the hirsute paroxysm that nice guys like me have towards love.

I believe that, like Fermi’s Paradox, one day I will find someone who appreciates my cheeto-covered neckbeard and my stylish fedora.

weareverysmart

Um why do you comment about cis scum and feminism so much?? Like wtf?

Thats a good question.

Now I could answer that question like my competitors would, or I could take a step back, rethink the question, add some pizazz and complexity.

To answer your question, let me tell you what I won’t do.

I will not let foreign policy change our education, and I will compound on the values that made my blog great: Honor. Truth. Courage.

As Tumblr-User Representative and Member of the Board of Common Blogs, I can assure you that with my policy and people like you’s support, we can make this blog even better than before.

Thank you and God Bless the Veterans.(I hate Cis Scum)

UGHH

Omg some people are just Ughh

(btw don't ask who I'm talking about, its a super secret)

(ps. This is where you give me support in my ask box)

UGHH

Omg some people are just Ughh

(btw don't ask who I'm talking about, its a super secret)

(ps. This is where you give me support in my ask box)

You think you got it bad @juano3o? This fatty scares everyone away cryyy

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glass

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pop-tarts are better when they aren’t toasted.

this is biased. I’ve never had a toasted pop-tart. But I’m not willing to spend the time to toast my pop-tart in order to have a balanced opinion. I don’t care.

imho toasted pop tarts taste like home. They have a warm and cozy feeling to them like spending a winter night in a cabin in the mountains with bae. They are the embodiment of relaxation and comfort. It is worth the one minute. Just do it ~Nike~

OMG STOP FIGHTING GUYS! (●´ω｀●)

We are all Tumblrettes so we should be like family

-(●´ω｀●)- - (●´ω｀●)- - (●´ω｀●)- (we are holding hands)

☆〜（ゝ。∂）

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I STARTED THE MATT’S DAWGS TUMBLR MOVEMENT PLZ KING ME

Pop-tarts toasted or untoasted?

Toasted sounds koolio cry

Dogs

Tumblr Thoughts

You know, I’ve secretly always wanted to be a dragon 🐉. Back when I first saw Dragon Ball Z I was like, “Whoa, dragons are so Anime!” That’s where my I drew my inspiration to become a feminist. YOU CAN’T BE FEMINIST AND EAT MEAT AT THE SAME TIME. (just saying)

omg me too :oooo

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secret things

hi! if you’re reading this, you personally tried to look for me. if you did, I greatly appreciate you.