cody

I wrote and performed for Cracked for 9 years and now I don't. My email is [email protected], please.

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my politics summed up

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What else did he do today?

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Trump just tweeted something my new fake Trump account tweeted a day ago. Our new President is a parody of himself.

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I watched all 96 of Trump’s 96 vlogs that he posted from 2011-2014, because apparently nobody else would. You’re welcome and I’m sorry.

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The Campaign Ad Trump Doesn’t Want You To See

#HesWithHer

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How do you heal the racial divide?

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I call this gif “Smile, With Props”.

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Been rewatching Star Wars and noticed something really interesting about Vader and Luke. Please watch my very good fan theory!

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Date night.

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I’m gonna need a bigger rug.

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Okay.

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**Bernie and Hillary during heated debate**

Bernie: If we are to believe that there is even one tenth of the top 1% chance that they are a threat, then we must stop them.

Hillary: If I may, if forty years ago I were to ask Dorothy if she-

Bernie: Wait. Why did you say that name.

Hillary: Excuse me, I’m talking, when Dorothy was-

Bernie: Why did you say that name?!

*Bill Clinton appears from seemingly nowhere*

Bernie: WHY DID SHE SAY THAT NAME?!?

Bill: It’s her mother’s name... It’s her mother’s name.

**Bernie flips out because he just can’t fucking take it.**

**Bernie and Hillary cry into each other's arms. America is healed.**

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Best buds. @alexschmidtsucks

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What maps look like in space.

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Happy #NationalPuppyDay to the only puppy that has ever existed.

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This was tonight fun good.