Im The Real Judas

In a bit of a situationship with Jesus

[judasiscariot-offical]

My mind is clearer now, at last I can see the value of posting on tumblr. Wazzup I’m Judas. Me and Jesus are pretty tight.

You can ask me questions ig, don’t know if I’ll answer them though. tch

And NO. IM NOT GAY..

Moderator is @thetyrannytranny

Idk if this is gonna be an Offical Blog or just a jcs rp thing hopefully a mix of both. But I wanted to do it. It took me a while to decide on which Judas for the pfp, but I thought going with the O.G. Felt right.

You can ask a specific Judas a question if you specify in the ask that it’s to Swedas or someone else. And I’ll also specify if I’m doing a specific one in my og posts.

[satan-offical]

I don't care if the feet washing is "religious symbolism" this shit is gay

[satan-offical]

THAT GOT DOOMED REAL QUICK OH SHIT

[m-ozzy]

I thought this was about the bible ☹️

[judasiscariot-offical]

It wasn’t????

[judasiscariot-offical]

Everyone’s always like “Jesus is so holy” and “he’s the son of god” and “who could have thought a baby from Nazareth would be so holy” and it ticks me off

Like he has flaws you know. Like his lips that are so tiny that you can’t help but want to kiss them

[uptown-lover]

Think about kissing Jesus alot then?

[judasiscariot-offical]

I think abt kissing Jesus a normal amount of times, which is like 3-5 times a day. So does everyone else

[bestest-apostle]

Judas, I do not in fact believe that all of us think of kissing him on the mouth that much daily (・・ )

Something you want to tell the camp?

[judasiscariot-offical]

What.?? Not even a little??? I don’t believe you. It’s like I’m some kinda scapegoat

[bestest-apostle]

OK maybe once

[judasiscariot-offical]

I’d do anything just to kiss him.

[judasiscariot-offical]

Everyone’s always like “Jesus is so holy” and “he’s the son of god” and “who could have thought a baby from Nazareth would be so holy” and it ticks me off

Like he has flaws you know. Like his lips that are so tiny that you can’t help but want to kiss them

[uptown-lover]

Think about kissing Jesus alot then?

[judasiscariot-offical]

I think abt kissing Jesus a normal amount of times, which is like 3-5 times a day. So does everyone else

[bestest-apostle]

Judas, I do not in fact believe that all of us think of kissing him on the mouth that much daily (・・ )

Something you want to tell the camp?

[judasiscariot-offical]

What.?? Not even a little??? I don’t believe you. It’s like I’m some kinda scapegoat

[judasiscariot-offical]

John sucks by the way. He keeps on fucking lying abt me, to get on Jesus’s good side. Uggh. I hate all this talk of god, I miss when we called him a man

[returnpolicyis3days]

🤔🤔🤔🤔

[judasiscariot-offical]

I love you Jesus, it’s just the god thing always felt strange to me. I mean weren’t you a carpenter?

[bestest-apostle]

I hate to interrupt the lovebirds but what was that about me.

[judasiscariot-offical]

Nothing John. You’re everyone’s favorite apostle of course *pats John on the head somewhat condescendingly*

[bestest-apostle]

(눈_눈) I feel some kind of sarcasm here......

[judasiscariot-offical]

Don’t worry about it, bud!

[judasiscariot-offical]

John sucks by the way. He keeps on fucking lying abt me, to get on Jesus’s good side. Uggh. I hate all this talk of god, I miss when we called him a man

[returnpolicyis3days]

🤔🤔🤔🤔

[judasiscariot-offical]

I love you Jesus, it’s just the god thing always felt strange to me. I mean weren’t you a carpenter?

[bestest-apostle]

I hate to interrupt the lovebirds but what was that about me.

[judasiscariot-offical]

Nothing John. You’re everyone’s favorite apostle of course *pats John on the head somewhat condescendingly*

[judasiscariot-offical]

John sucks by the way. He keeps on fucking lying abt me, to get on Jesus’s good side. Uggh. I hate all this talk of god, I miss when we called him a man

[returnpolicyis3days]

🤔🤔🤔🤔

[judasiscariot-offical]

I love you Jesus, it’s just the god thing always felt strange to me. I mean weren’t you a carpenter?

[judasiscariot-offical]

I really hope none of the other apostles have tumblr

[bestest-apostle]

(´･ᴗ･ ` )

[judasiscariot-offical]

Oh… hi John. Did Jesus tell you about this?

[judasiscariot-offical]

My life is so interesting they should make a musical about it

[judasiscariot-offical]

I really hope none of the other apostles have tumblr

[judasiscariot-offical]

John sucks by the way. He keeps on fucking lying abt me, to get on Jesus’s good side. Uggh. I hate all this talk of god, I miss when we called him a man

[judasiscariot-offical]

There’s just something so romantic about a suspended G4 chord.

[judasiscariot-offical]

Oh boy! I can’t wait to write the gospel and put it in the bible so people can hear all sides of the story of Jesus Christ

[judasiscariot-offical]

My name is judas. I took the silver. It was difficult to kiss him in betrayal. And unfortunately something went so wrong. And now I can’t do anything but sing this stupid song. My name is Judas (Judas… Judas)

[judasiscariot-offical]

Woah hold on Jesus. You’re acting like some kind of superstar

[judasiscariot-offical]

The other 11 are BULYYING ME. THEYRE SO MEAN. Ughhhhh, they always call me last, uggh at least Jesus trusts me

[satan-offical]

Tumblr is weird

[judasiscariot-offical]

Is there a tumblr Jesus? I’d love to meet him.