Jude

[metamorphesque]

— Wendy Cope, The Orange

[text ID: I love you. I’m glad I exist.]

[fairycosmos]

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

[bookish-bimbo]

reports are coming in that she is now burning said bridge

[b4rfbrain]

sculptor worldwide “keepsake” bag

[only-cat-memes]

[daisychainsandbowties]

“let me get that for you” i say sexily pulling on a door that says push

[valtsv]

a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie

[valtsv]

put your bra back on boy we have a murder to solve

[dicklessswonder]

uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.

[gay-jewish-bucky]

[honeyfolklore]

I re-worked the last wallpaper set since they didn't seem very popular. Hopefully you all like these better- I know I definitely do. xxx

Ethel Cain requests by @the-mysticmoon

Please reblog if you use, it really helps me out!

[fuckwallpapers]

spooky season

[virgoboy]

to survive working full time you need:

a work crush to boost your morale and get you through the day

a work nemesis to keep you alert for opportunities to take revenge on them for minor slights

[somethinginthestatic]

being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

Going to evil bed bath and beyond to buy a new discomforter

[valtsv]

nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once

[valtsv]

"this sleep schedule shit is easy" (← about to learn a lesson straight out of a fucked up traditional fairytale punishment)

[sybbalb-deactivated20221228]

when you tell your mother you dont want to shave and shes like ok so you hate me? you hate this family? you want me to kill myself

[smokeweed2009]

I smoke weed and also I jack off and also I died and also I was reborn. Like this post if you’re not afraid to reblog it.

[1anonyymous1]

I like noticing details that no one sees

[1anonyymous1]

okay universe, i need something really really good to happen please